How CV works...

dis is a very well said..salute to all devs..

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

Been there.

And then there is this beauty...

Got a phone call: I got an error, what do I do?
Me: what kind of error?
Her: I closed it.
Me: what did it say?
Her: I don't know, it was a window with "ok" and "cancel"
Me: why didn't you read it?
Her: I don't understand this computer language.

/me dies a little inside.
There is nothing quite as stupid as people who refuse to read their own language as soon as it appears on a screen.
They make those things for a reason.
This happens too often.

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

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I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

I'm a programmer, but I won't fix your computer! This would be like asking a musician to fix your radio.