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FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I dont know origin anymore found it in a old backup :D

But why ???

When you finally finish the client's request then they change their mind

Every Dev vacancy should be like this and I mean EVERY! weed out the fucking posers

Samsung engineer atm

"Best" resumes in the world thread.

Brace yourselves...

I remember my first software engineer internship, the boss was terrible. He was cheap and only hired interns we had 0 guidance. This mother fucker would say shit in meetings like "hey we should start providing DBAAS, similar to DynamoDB start researching it I want a prototype by Wednesday" Wtf this guy is nuts. The overall product was suppose to be a fucking virtual machine hosting platform to compete with AWS, Digital Ocean, RackSpace etc designed by BS computer science interns lol. This guy tells us in a meeting one day "You know what's the difference between those guys (the competitors) and us?" We all looked around lost. This pompous ass hole says "Me , that's the difference you guys have me " 😂 what a fucking joke , not to mention all he has is a shitty math degree from a bullshit no name college in India, no developing experience what so ever. Man o man I never met anyone that was so fucking stupid but thought they were so fucking smart

The best answer

My Buzz Lightyear figurine ! ^^

wk13 was a bad idea