When you died but forgot the documentation

College was a hell lot of fun.

readme.jpg

really?

I am so off my game today that I accidentally rewrote the String.IfNullOrWhiteSpace extension method in C# because I forgot it existed.

My extension had a better name tho: String.IfItAintNoThang

This is the prototype of my "Build Button". I press the button and it executes a build process. Keyboard shortcuts weren't good enough for me.

After changing a file, 'git add .' showed that everything is already up to date. I spent half an hour looking through my project structure and git branches. The reason? I forgot to save that file.

Ever visit a site/web app that's so bad you want to build them a new one for free?

console.log('This website owner is a verified shit nugget. Avoid business.');

If you get a bad client, warn others! ;)

Life when you didn't know about browsers developer tools

Savage

Java Joke......

Nothing new on DevRant.
Close DevRant.
Stare at home screen.
Open DevRant.

It doesn't matter what I'm programming in, every time my wife sees me writing code she'll tell me "I think you forgot a semi-colon there".
I guess it was funny the first 3 times, but after 10 years, every day?

Here is mine. #wk15 😎😎

Has there ever been a devRant community hackathon? If not, let's have one!

Amen :p

Looks like it

Just found a "pro" app to learn linux... The dev used a non linux icon (windows dos) as the app icon.

a sysadmin has 2 problems. dumb users and smart users.

That awkward moment when you stay late at the office and are blaring gangster rap and the cleaning guy comes around. #thuglife 😂😂😂

I remember my first software engineer internship, the boss was terrible. He was cheap and only hired interns we had 0 guidance. This mother fucker would say shit in meetings like "hey we should start providing DBAAS, similar to DynamoDB start researching it I want a prototype by Wednesday" Wtf this guy is nuts. The overall product was suppose to be a fucking virtual machine hosting platform to compete with AWS, Digital Ocean, RackSpace etc designed by BS computer science interns lol. This guy tells us in a meeting one day "You know what's the difference between those guys (the competitors) and us?" We all looked around lost. This pompous ass hole says "Me , that's the difference you guys have me " 😂 what a fucking joke , not to mention all he has is a shitty math degree from a bullshit no name college in India, no developing experience what so ever. Man o man I never met anyone that was so fucking stupid but thought they were so fucking smart

I feel kind of sorry for @trogus - @dfox seems to be getting all the publicity here...

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

45 minutes into a technical presentation called "Architecture Meets Design", I realized the guy built houses.

Just when you thought pen testers couldn't get more creative

Russian-roulette in Bash

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

School time, programming class:
Girl: Hey, Can you help me?
Me: Sure, what's up?
G: I have an error but I don't know why
M: *looks at error stack trace* You're missing a semicolon in line 133 *puts comma, run... 27 more errors* Well, you have more issues up there, why don't you try to fix them?
G: Oh, Ok, thanks
-- 1 hour later --
G: Hey, can you come? I already fixed the other issues but I still have one I can't fix
M: *checks code, same mistake I fixed, missing semicolon, same line* Why did you erase the semicolon?
G: Oh, because if I erase it, I only have 1 error, but if I leave it, I have 27 so....
M: *turn around, walk away*

Not a rant....

I received an email today from a client that reads "I'm so anxious to pay you. This is the best money I've spent on my website."

🤘🤘🤘