We all know that guy that resolve all the conflicts with a "push --force"

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

try {
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} catch(e) {
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}

*Builds a web component for a client website*

CLIENT: I don't like it, can I have it a tiny bit over to the right more

ME: Taps the arrow key a few times making it look like I'm doing something.(Which actually does nothing)

Client: 👌Perfect

😂😂😂 Wut 😂😂😂

Types first letter of password wrong...

[Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace] [Backspace]

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

$ man unzip
Definitely the weirdest command I've used in a while

What’s the most efficient algorithm to find duplicates in a set?

An SO moderator

I just finished automating my website's release process. Feels so good.

God watches you or not, NSA surely does.

Wonder if any NSA guy uses devrant though?

NOW I get it. (Source: nixCraft)

Found this on the internet

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

I just spent an hour debugging as to why a fucking json_decode STILL PRODUCED OBJECTS.
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Oh right, I need to set a second parameter as true.

😐

devRant

Great😅😂

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

She runs C shells by the seashore

Your data is backed up daily and weekly. Until..

Seriously....

I trust machines more than humans.

Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P

Just want to recommend the DevRant stress ball. I wasn't quite sure how to use it (it doesn't come with instructions) but since stuffing mine down the PM's throat my stress level has reduced dramatically.

Newbie telling me about the new Linux commands he was learning-
"So there's sudo.. It's like !important in CSS. Whenever something doesn't work normally, use sudo.
Me: 😵

Happy today! 13th of September. The 256th day of the Year, that equals to 11111111 in Binary. Finally, Happy Programmer’s Day, The people who Dev & Rant 😍🤗🎂

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

Whenever I find a good github project I go straight for the "utils" folder to see if I can steal anything useful

Ever send a message and realize you ended the sentence with a semicolon?..

Whoops;

Coding Etiquette 101:

TURN THAT FUCKING DARK THEME ON!!!