Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime.

Give a man teh codez, and he eats for a day. Congrats, you fed a help vampire.

Teach a man teh codez, and you open up to him the wonderful world of tabs vs spaces, dependency hell, emacs vs vim, being everybody's personal tech support, Linux vs Windows, legacy code, stack overflow, language wars, terrible documentation, functional vs oop, and arguments about what the best indentation style is. Forget about eating, production's down.

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

!rant
That was fast ! Thanks a lot guys. Spreading the love.

I think I'll never going to get a devRant stress ball, so i made this instead with my pretty low budget (0.5$).

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!