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AboutNoob programer... Not really, have a few years of code but didn't code for a while... Now I'm back!
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Skillsnot good at anything right now. I was really good at VB6 back when...
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LocationPortugal
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Mit app inventor.... It's what I use :p
Only problem is a lack of sql databases, but you can buy a sql module if you really want a real database. -
Ya... But for that prices it's impossible... Even a comercial app wouldn't be commercially viable :(
Like, I understand for professional services... But Azure prices are just outrageous...
I never liked Microprose anyway... Damn Evil Corp. When I wanted a cheap vps to learn I got myself one that costed like 15€ a month... Azure version, for the time I used said server (8 to 10 daily hours for a few months) I would had to pay way way way more... -
Where's piggy?
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Sorry for the delay...
Well I wanted to make money by offering a free and fun app...
So I wanted to spend 0....
Just think, a kid installs the app and uses it 20 times a day...
Multiply it for 1000 kids...
Compare the spent money with the ad revenew and you can start writing the bankrupt papers. -
Best to remove the plugs...
The plugs can injure... So without plugs is safer and can swing way harder without permanent marks (like a piece of plastic inside your skin). -
Apply wd40, clean it well and cover with anti rust paint.
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Var cum;
Function hole (cum)
{
baby =baby + 1;
return baby;
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Tell us about the self - made guns.
I know there's a culture around that stuff and would love to know more about it.
(ex. : pneumatic guns in metro 2033 are based on that concept).
Also one Russian dude made a CNC out of wood....
Like a 2 meters high CNC... -
I wish.
Jobs I get don't pay well for me to think about it -
@dontbeevil yey yep that's exactly it
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Cheat sheets.
I had mine tapped to the back of my office door :) -
@Fast-Nop understood shit lol
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Reminds me of why ISP traffic limit is shown in mbits and not mbytes... Looks bigger...
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So... If you reverse it...
A car with 150 horse power is actually only worth 10 horses.. -
When she's out of money (and spending like that will be fast), she will crash and burn...
Probably turn to prostitution. Since such people can't keep a job. -
Been having the same problem...
And I've been asking less that my job should pay... -
@rEaL-jAsE well... That's how many people think...
My own bosses think like that... But that's what happens when someone gets rich, treats the kids like princesses and then gives them the company. You know... People that believe they are a superior race, egocentric and have no empathy -
Unpaid time off:
- We don't care about you. We don't care that you have bills or think your a person. Your just a number in a exel file and this month not even that. Congratz, your nothing to me. -
Middle is from quake 1 :p
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Ya bet.
Rest will help :p -
Ya right... Like that new type of mushroom someone found out in China a few years ago...
It was a flesh light :p -
Prob some Japanese fetish stuff :p
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OK, 12 days sick leave...
Fk them. -
Just for learning I recommend Ruby. It's the easiest to understand.
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If said costs were due to hardware costs....
But thers similar services for really cheap and fixed prices...
Not with all the services that Azure has tough. -
Lol
I wanted to use Azure services a few years ago, the imagine recognition software module.
This was before Face time and such apps (meaning I could had the first camera that could recognize stuff in pics and people mood...
I don't remember how much it was, but they were asking a lot for bulks of 3000 images.
So, I would have to pay a huge amount if I made such app free.
And every user would have to pay a few dollars for each image.
This for a joke app...
Fk them with a huge fire extinguisher... And hot souce as lube. -
Just...
Don't use Azure. -
Thanks.
We will see...
I'm just so disappointed with life... -
@Root flu is more dangerous than covid...
If your that bad you should check it out.
Also is you got a virus or flu that strong, if you get also covid, caput, bye bye, see ya in hell... -
Congratz.
And you should go to a doctor...