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Dev Card Deck.. WoOt!?

In Mexico, all the developers are seniors.

Once a recruiter called me

Recruiter: Hi, We are looking for an Android developer with n+ years of experience

Me: Umm ok. Actually I am not a full fledged native Android developer, but I can work on hybrid platform where we can create an App for Android using Web Technologies like html and javascript

Recruiter : ohh I will talk to our tech team and get back to you

Me: Sure. Thank you

-Next day-

Recruiter : so you can create an Android application right

Me: yes but using web technologies not JAVA

Recruiter : ok your interview is scheduled on x date and you will get an email

Me: ok cool. Thanks

-Interview day-

Interviewer : so lets start with the technical round, tell me what are Fragments

Me: :| i know what is a Fragment but I am not a native developer but Hybrid application developer like in phonegap - cordova using javascript

Interviewer: ohh but our App is in native Android and native IOS

Me: da faq :| (why the fuck did you call me then)

Interviewer : nice meeting you man

Me: :|||

- Next day same Recruiter again called me-

Recruiter : So how was your Interview?

Me: Actually they are looking for native developer, i told you i dont work on native

Recruiter : So your interview WENT BAD!

ME: What da FUCK :||||||

-Again same day after sometime-

Recruiter : So can you make Apps for IOS?

Me: What the fuckin fuck... :|||||||¦

But actually... I'd buy it

When you print out a fake window since it's the closest thing you have to the real outside

Is there a synonym for SEO?

all unit tests passing

Software engineer placement interview.

Me: if you where to technologically enhance a car for a manufacturer what tech would you use and why.

Candidate: a bath tub.

Me: 🤔

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Spent 3+ hours trying to debug an issue I was having with the AdWords API - tore apart my code. Turns out it was AdBlock that was blocking images displayed from the API call. Sigh.

FREE THE MALLOCS!!!!

When your music is just right and you're coding without interruptions and feel like a wizard.

I'm confident CSS is a black box that nobody actually knows how to use

Exception handling.

.push-up-bra {
margin-top: -25%;
overflow: visible;
}

What happens when is debugging time.

Till a better love story than Twilight...

When you have to edit your StackOverflow question, because you left swearing in the code sample

IDE giving me warnings but no errors

When you're missing a semicolon.

Lesson Learned

why must we play god