you know shit just got serious when a developer takes off his watch

My apple watch shows the correct time twice a day! 😍
Thanks apple for this new feature.

GF: Did you watch a movie while you were sleeping?
ME: (Syntax Error): How could i watch a movie while sleeping?
GF: No, the name of the movie is "while you were sleeping"
ME: oh, you forgot quotes for string

When you watch hunger games and wonder how the database works

Hacker uses windows media player to hack into police database....

//Happens only in Indian movies

PS : don't try it at home.

If you hunt for a dev job watch this

Series a developer should watch:
Mr. Robot
Silicon Valley
The IT crowd

The way I watch TV 👌

Swear to god in going to pole drive the next person who asks if my watch is an Apple watch into the fucking ground...

Ex-Boss (62years old)- why do you wear a watch? Take it off.

Me (bewildered) - why? What happened?

Him - see I don't wear a watch also.
Come on, take it off.

Me - *took off my watch* now what?

Him - see. Now you can also look at the time using your mobile, like me. No need of watch. U should be modern.

Me- *WTF. Are u high or something, u fucking insane asshole? *
He was one weird piece of shit.

Some devs just want to watch the repo burn

I could finally afford one

When you watch LotR as a geek xD

Watch out

*taking a shit*

Apple Watch: Time to stand up!

sUrE

watch this

Everytime i watch a tutorial....

+++ New GitHub feature notifies you when the owner of a repository makes a new release +++

Dev Duck and Stress Ball joining me on crypto market watch!

Sublime in the watch.

To install the update make sure the apple watch is connected to a charger.
Dear apple.. how exactly the fuck am i suposed to do that??

Tried out some Pebble watch face development tonight. What do you think?

!rant
Was learning how to make Android wear watch faces... So I made one for devRant.
Will be uploaded to Playstore soon if I have your permission @dfox

Me: *masterbates*

Smart watch: that was a good run!

How is Nascar and Windows similar?
You don't watch Nascar for the race, you watch it for the crashes

Have trouble sleeping?
Just tail -f your logs and watch

Screwed Interview Hackerank.

Now remedy to getting out of the depression.

Watch Pokemon
Drink Tea
Eat Noodles.

If you ever feel bad about life. Watch Pokemon episodes. Look at Ash and you'll be optimistic again. Seriously try it.

I wanna watch that one

I personally hate 360 videos. I mean, am I gonna watch this area? Am I gonna watch that area? What if I miss something from the other area?

Back the mid 90s at secondary school, a friend came back from holiday with a Casio CMD-40 TV remote control watch. It was like magic, no one had never seen anything like it before.

We pranked our history teacher so badly, changing the channels, volume and turning the TV off while we were supposed to be watching some video on Henry VIII or something (no idea, too busy PMSL).

We'd pass the watch round the class to keep em guessing.

In the end, school replaced ALL the TVs and were seriously pissed off, to this day I believe they had no idea it was us!

Anyone else here love and watch Rick and Morty?

Ok so I switched to Linux not so long ago and after using vim some time i did :wq in notepad 😂😂

Anyone know a good dev series to watch after Silicon Valley.

Exam supervisor: Is that a smart watch?

Me: No, it's a smart looking dumb watch. 😁

why must we play god

Let us watch some Netflix on Jimmys portfolio...

Everytime I watch clients running my code

Yes you are right, My Moto 360 watch face it is!

Bill Gates watch

a devRant review.
Watch out he won't use it! The MADLAD

Programming alone vs programming when someone watches

If your parents fucked you up, but now want to watch some netflix.

Me: ugh I’m so dumb, I’m never gonna build an OS

Me 2 seconds later (reading from QEMU): “Hello, World”!!! Yes, I’m a genius, now to install it on my friends smart watch!

None. I would watch the world burn.

When I tried to watch tv in my hotel room.

Found my first website... Ughh....

Am I the only one who really wants to watch "Master Coder" ?

Its so hard to watch porn on the ps4 browser

Forgot my smart watch this morning and I feel naked

Everyone's on my watch list.

Sincerely
Boss.

when you watch too much anime

rutee: i watch porn and masturbate
everyone: HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIT ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Either there's a bug in this watch or I've traveled back in time...

Look, I got a new Molex-Watch.

When developers watch GOT

It's amazing how bold some services are, not only do you pay for their service, e.g. amazon prime, but you also watch fucking ads before you get to watch what you pay for

To push? Or not to push?? xDDDDD

Soviet “Altair”: a Nintendo Game&Watch with a built-in Geiger counter.

Right side, top to bottom: game 1, alarm, game 2, reset, time, µSv/hr x 100 µR/h
Top side: Altair
Bottom side: Dosimeter ✻ Watch ✻ Game

Got bored in class so I did what anyone would do: make a batch file to make a 1gb .txt file

I know a coder who can code and watch a movie simultaneously 😒

Web devs.

Get ready to support even smaller screens.

Oh god why apple why!!!

I like to upvote both sides of an argument.
I plan on going into banking.

If you enjoy that dank kind of humour,
watch Kung Fury.
You won't be disappointed.

When people watch too much stuff!!

My friend has a smart watch, and he is always watching the time. Texting. I meant to say texting. He's always texting at work. I have a traditional watch, so I like to make fun of him by very loudly saying "Hey Siri" into my watch a few times and acting confused when it doesn't work.

fact: videos added to watch later playlist in YouTube has never been watched.

I could watch it everyday, no question about it

Watch your son 😈

Who is excited to watch Snowden movie with Joseph Gordon Levitt as Snowden?

An Apple Watch on a girl's wrist.
A smartwatch is a computerized wristwatch with functionality that goes beyond timekeeping. While early models can perform basic tasks, such as calculations, translations, and game-playing, 2010s smartwatches are effectively wearable computers.

Anybody watch HBO Sillicon Valley??

Finished my first Pebble watchface!

My Gear S3's charger all of a sudden decided not to stop full charge when the watch was at 100%, so I came home to a watch that was flaming hot and going crazy with error messages that it's overheated, battery going down WHILE charging.

Tried it a few more times, never stops at 100% anymore

Samsung you fucking retards, thanks for trying to burn my house down (again)

Code = play games
Watch a tutorial = watch a movie
Read docs = read a novel

So I end up being scolded for never studying for my academics and just having fun all the time

These boys could talk about paint drying and I'd watch.

Watch silicon Valley

I'd rather watch the Windows update screen to be honest

Well. Its not just learning when you watch Sean Parent's keynotes😄

Alright kids, you want to see something spooky. Watch this

Me: Are you hacker?
Him: Yes, of course!
Me: Which Linux do you use?
Him: Wtf is Linux?

"Hacker", you said enought... -_-

So it's a sad day that I say goodbye to my moto 360 gen 2, purchased a ticwatch C2 and here's hoping the OLED screen and NFC capabilities are worth giving up my favourite watch...

The Tale of Mouse and Watch

Once upon a time, a mouse wanted to know what time it was. So it asked the first guy who came along, but it didn't understand Suaheli. Anyway, he just had mumbled, gotta kick the cat in its lazy ass.

So the mouse moved on and nearly got it when it met another mouse who bad been sewn to a dead elephant's ear exactly 27 years ago - but unfortunately, it had forgotten the time of day when that had happened.

The seeking mouse came up with the idea of doing something with the sun, but since it was only dumb mouse, it looked right into the sun and was blinded.

Now pretty desperate, it tumbled through the gutters that were full of trash. Accidentally, it fell over a dumped watch, and the mouse broke its nose.

The lesson: sometimes, even a blind mouse may find a broken watch!

Any watch fans here?

I think Apple thinks I somehow sleep out of bed....

Finished downloading lots of tutorial videos. Now time to watch all of this. This is like Netflix for me. I don't watch much Netflix instead I watch lots of tutorial videos and practice them. Skills development rather than Netflix and chill. 😀

Does anybody here watch Mr. Robot?

Watch Mr.Robot

Watching an android wear on iOS video and they are complaining that android wear is limited on iOS and they love the look and usability of android wear compared to watch OS...

Of course it's bloody limited, you can't even use Apple devices with android so be happy you even get basic support :-P

(Yes I am a Google fan boy so android for lyf)

Loving my new smart watch face!

GitHub Girl 😍😂

Opened up the authenticator on my watch yesterday and one of the codes (yes this is when you can use plural for the word 'code') was 7000000. Unfortunately I wasn't able to snap a photo of it... :(

So...

function watch($i = null)
switch($i) {
case 1:
return 'Game of Thrones';
break;
case 2:
return 'Silicon Valley';
break;
case 3:
return 'Fear The Walking Dead';
break;
}
}

echo watch(rand(1,3));

Grab some books, watch some videos, read documentation, and just start programming.

Does anyone actually really watch livecoding.TV

Every gif I watch on devRant

Anyone watch Silicon Valley?

Watch out for that Event Horizon

Had to replace my Huawei watch due to a charging pad getting eaten away.
Bought on Amazon but returns always get lost so I went to my local Huawei service center but they had no stock and ordered one for me to replace mine. Today I picked up my new watch and they freaking upgraded me to the 4g watch.

Thank you Huawei, just another reason I'm staying

Tornado watch, storm chasing, my second passion!

~!dev

If you watch a 30fps video at 2x, is it the same as watching it at 60fps?

I usually watch anime (all videos) at 2x on my phone but when I watch it at regular speed it feels stuttery now but not sure if 2x is the same or it just uses frameskipping. Not sure how that works wither but wouldn't that cause more stutter?

I just watched "Venom" in 3D.
That was awesome. I also loved the "Parasite" manga and anime reference. Plus, they made the labours and weapons of the aliens look like those from the game "Prototype" 1 and 2.
Would really watch the future movies of Venom and recommend everyone who did not watch this movie to watch it. It is a masterpiece.

I need to wait for another year again to watch Silicon Valley. Ughhh!!!

My daily routine :`)

wake up between 5:00 am to 11:00 am -> eat unhealthy breakfast and sometimes miss breakfast -> watch useless youtube videos -> beat my meat -> do some coding -> watch more useless videos -> eat lunch -> do some more coding -> watch more useless videos -> eat dinner -> and then sleep

REPEAT

NEED HELP!!!

Pride watch face blocked in Russia? I just downloaded the wallpaper and use it in the photo watch face lol

how many programmers watch anime, cause i have 3 friends who can code and they all watch anime, and if you watch anime do you have some good tips?

I usually watch the movie 'Social Network' .

Just learned about the Linux watch command today. `watch -n 1 ls -l` OMG, where have you been all my life?

I would have watch dogs 2 super powers

@dfox you need to create a site and app like stack overflow and keep this app, so that we can solve problems here and have fun too.. :D

Google Home looks promising. Watch out Echo! Thoughts?

Just realized my family's night time routine...

-Mom dad: watch Chinese dramas on living room tv

-Younger brother: watch Chinese dramas on his PC upstairs

-Me: watch YouTube/Netflix or read webcomics on my phone in other living room

Are all families like this these days?

Read/watch tons about how to avoid procratination.

while(life):
if(YouTube):
watch()
else:
getBored()

Watch Naruto!

Nothing motivates more than them Naruto's "talk no jutsu"

I really want to marathon-watch all of the Star Wars movies in order before The Last Jedi comes out, but I'm putting it off because I'm dreading having to watch The Phantom Menace.

Watch your words they come quick like karma

Hey, I'm looking for some C# programmers to watch code. Do you all have any suggestions? I don't care which streaming service they upload to.

a man can watch so many Grammarly ads.

I need to watch this movie again...

I am going to watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show now. Is it wayyy too early, or are ALL times good times to watch it?

Please choose only 1.0000000000000001 options.

Never watch how your coworker solves conflicts 😲

$ = undefined. Watch and enjoy 😂

I wish I could watch some star wars :/ sucks to have no job...

‪-What movie would Java, Scala & Kotlin watch together?‬
‪-The Fault in Our JVM‬

Please suggest some must watch shows........

Am I the only one who likes to see milion variables? Like I assign variables for everything. :) If yes, is that normal?

undefined = true

Some people just want to watch the world burn..

I kept getting low storage notifications on my watch so I check and nothing was visible it just disappeared so I let's clear the Google play services data, about 20 minutes have past and I had to factory reset my watch and I'm now waiting for the syncing to fucking completed so I can look at the fucking time again

Got some overtime hours. Blew it on an Apple Watch. Happy!

Very disappeared to watch the finale of Silicon Valley.

Yes, a rant
About iPhone
Not apple watch though

You can literally build a computer with far better specs with how much they are charging for it

iPhones are literally expensive PoS depencies for Apple Watches (actually tried a bunch. AppleWatch is years ahead it's competitors

Change my mind. You won't

Finally released my first Android Wear watch faces after I discovered how easy it was to develop... I've been wanting to do this for years, I'm stupid...

I don't really care that the government is watching me scream at my TV during the Bachelorette finale. If they want to watch me get way too emotionally invested in a staged relationship circus, let them watch.

Got about 99 talks on my watch later playlist... Wish me luck

Virtual cinema ,watch movie synchronously

Watch cyanide & happiness videos until my mind is unclogs.

Can I watch video tutorials at work. Should I get permission?

Try watch Battlefield Earth.

Ubisoft employee crosses the wall in Watch Dogs 2. Seems legit

AskdevRant

About the watches in the avatar.
Who has time to look at the time when coding? When I code, I am usually stopped by the arrival of dawn T_T

Anyone else gonna watch McGregor vs Cowboy tomorrow night?

Anything good on Netflix? It’s been a while, I’ll watch smthing tomorrow

Just slogged through the first 9 episodes of Mr. Robot on the shitty USA Now app, just realized I could watch it with Amazon Prime. At least I can watch the last one of this season without commercials or censoring