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If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.
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A friend of mine was playing Destiny 2 just now and the game crashed. This was legit the error message :
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Dad is also a dev/architect. Mom barely knows how facebook works. So essentially she thinks I'm either playing games or working hard. Dad knows I'm just playing games.4
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Management: "We have a Team Building session next week"
Colleague A: "Paintballing"
Colleague B: "Go-Karting"
On the day: "Welcome. Today we will be playing an IT Helpdesk Role Playing Game"
Kill me.6 -
My Toddler son playing cars on the keyboard, simultaneously simulating dumb user input on a website.5
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Computer: booted
Headphones: on
Music: playing
Volume: too loud
Terminal: open
Swearing: yes
I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE PUBLIC LIBRARY2 -
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Who hates when their parents think they're playing video games when in reality we're programming?17
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My girlfriend has these :D
(called Code:Deck - available here https://varianto25.com/playing-card...)
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Other people playing games: "Nice graphics!"
Me playing games: "Wonder how they did that shader..."7 -
Meeting with my boss.
Me:...Yeah, and I've been playing with the software--
Boss: we don't "play" with software, we test it, the end user plays with it.
Few days later my boss talking to a client.
Boss: Yeah, and I've been playing with the software...
🤣🤣🤣 Really??3 -
Me: *Playing around with bash on Windows*
Friend: Can you hack my Facebook account?
Me: I already did...
*moments of awkward silence*4 -
Dad : Stop playing games so much
Me : I'm working on a project dad, not playing games
Dad : Then what do you call that *points to my 2nd screen on the side*
Me : That's the project, i'm making that game
Dad : Sure you are
Me : *changes bunch of stuff* see...
Dad : Ok i believe you *leaves the room*5 -
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: devRant Podcast #3 (Feat: Mark Zuckerberg)
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Playing Warcraft and similar games prepared me for understanding Classes and Instances in Object Orientation later.
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My company bought us a Xbox and few games for playing in free time... I am not going home this weekend...4
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* playing music on MacBook
* turn down volume
* plug in headphones
* volume jumps to max and ears bleed6 -
Today my friend discovered a mechanical calculator at school, we were playing around with it for >1hour, very cool
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Today's work activities:
Playing football with a gymnastic ball (those big ass things you can sit on) with a colleague at the office and playing mobile games 😊
Oh yeah, also had a special beer!11 -
-I told a relative, that I worked with developing software/plugins
-Next time we met: How does it go with playing games?
... Oh well, here we go again.4 -
My parents think laptop is only for playing games.
I don't even have a game installed in my laptop.
They start telling me "stop playing, do something else" whenever I sit in front of laptop for more than 30 minutes.
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Playing sound on OS boot is just as bad idea as automatically playing sound on a website load. Yes I'm looking at you Ubuntu.
// it can be muted I know but.. who decided it was a good idea in the first place?11 -
Crap... Another weekend wasted playing a mobile game I was better not playing...
Ended up frustrated 😤😤😤
（╯' - ')╯︵ ┻━┻
(ﾉ｀⊿´)ﾉ
ಠ︵ಠ凸 (wow, even had this one )10 -
"STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY"
Mom can't distinguish between me writing GUI and playing video games 😅 -
I miss the days I actually enjoyed playing games.
6 years of programming later...
I'm always wondering how did they make the game? Once I find out how, I lose interest in the game.
I spend more time reverse engineering/exploiting/modifying the Client of games than actually playing them, more out of curiosity than causing harm.
Am I evil? 😫5 -
Read the console message...
LOL
DIY :
Go to Lucidworks.com/vision
Open the JavaScript console
Click on next, until you get something funny
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worst part of WFH:
- The work PC is the game PC
- The game PC is the work PC
- Feels like i'm playing while working
- Feels like i'm working while playing7 -
Went to a small place for lunch, they had a TV that I think was playing sports earlier, but at some point it switched to a YouTube Playlist and started playing a Javascript tutorial on geo-location haha
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Installing linux is one of the best thing I have done in my life. But I really miss playing games.18
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Just started playing with Microsoft's Quantum Computing Kit and it's so amazing 😍!
Well done Microsoft!19 -
When you wear headphones without playing any music, and avoid anyone's line of sight to get work done
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It's 03:43 bst here and the dicks across the hall are still playing ridiculously loud music, and despite me asking them to shut up since I'm in work at 7 they refused. A quick nmap and I have the mac of the desktop playing the music....7
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My phone died while i was out playing pokemon go... But it was devRant I missed more than anything!😂1
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I'VE BEEN PLAYING WITH CSS SOME, AND I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE LINEAR-GRADIENT THING
IT IS SO FUCKING COOL GUYS1 -
So I I opened my college's Tech Fest website to check the events and an irritating music starts playing at full volume.1
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Being productive on personal projects instead of playing league of legends on the weekends. (student)2
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I feel the whole universe is a programmed game and someone is playing us. Like when we're playing GTA.
Few of us are the main characters and the rest of us are just random objects to populate the earth, we don't have any rule in the story. :(
Birth is the Constructor()
Death is the Finalizer()4 -
Hooked my Piano up, can now play clicker games by playing 🔥 I am so gonna make funny stuff with this
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Updating Windows from X build to X build it's like playing the Russian roulette but with the chamber full of bullets.
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Why do I feel this way. I lost motivation for programming and I spend atleast 4 hours a day playing games.12
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I had a 4 day weekend and haven't programmed at all. 😅 Been playing games and hanging out with friends 😋.4
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After playing Cities Skylines the whole day:
*tries to change the city in Google maps*
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I've spent the last day at work playing Paperclips 📎. I fucking hate the author of that time eating machine!
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Aaaarrrrgghhhhhhhhh
Out of all the days,
My laptop is lagging today, when I need to things to be done.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
PS. It's so slow, that I ended up searching a meme too.
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Which PC / Mobile Games you guys are playing?
I was playing League of Legends till last month but it's too TOXIC and Riot doesn't care.
So I stopped playing it from last month and started 100daysofcode challenge but as a gamer I can't survive without good game (lame).
Now I think I lost my habit of playing game like drug addict( but Still when I am bored with coding I prefer to watch YouTube).
What you guys do when you are bored with coding??15 -
I was playing with GitHub API for some time. Then limit for requests was exceeded 😒 then I just restarted my router and got new IP and continued playing 😛1
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"How do I make this AI work?"
[Debugs]
[Dirtyphonics and Sullivan King - Vantablack plays in background]
o shit here we go son
[ends up typing its lyrics while testing the chatbot]
Chatbot's response to the clusterfuck: "I don't understand"2 -
When I finished playing the Half-Life series and decided that someone should make it go forward.
The dream continues...1 -
Meanwhile I reach 175 +1's I'm playing with my own custom stress ball with a bash fork bomb on it :]
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Somebody in Microsoft is playing with Github.com styling. Everything is broken from the last few hours.1
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Most unlikely / random thing that happend to you while using your computer (programming/designing/playing)13
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Does anyone even use their phone in landscape mode other than when watching a video or playing a game?8
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Well I guess pursuing that musician dream doesn't sound so bad. AI can't take playing guitar away from me 😀9
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cvs checkout coding-all-nighter
Waiting...
Playing PacMan and Mario
Waiting...
Aaaand it’s morning.3 -
Poking at Linux is like playing with fire. You think you've got the hang of it, then a load of smoke happens.1
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People who don't know anything about programming after playing watch dogs 2: "I AM A HACKING GOOOOOOOOD!"2
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Geekiest non Dev Activity.
Easily playing Magic The Gathering every Monday, Wednesday and Friday evening.
EDH, Standard and Draft.2 -
Wondering how on earth the article 50 petition went down today. Someone must have been playing with loadtest!
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Finally weekend. Watching two friends playing FIFA 16. Can't stop trying to figure out how the AI is working.1
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Things you should not say on your last day of work:
If I broke it, I think it would be pretty obvious. -
Playing Galagon/Galaga on my dad's slow-ass toshiba company laptop. I still sometimes boot it just to play again
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Disabling likes/dislikes and comments on YouTube videos is like playing a game without keeping score.5
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I am currently playing around with hosting an API on Heruko but I also hear a lot of buzz around serverless APIs...
What do you guys recommend? Or do you recommend another host for playing around and maybe getting more serious in the future?1 -
How is your weekend going, and which instrument are you playing this weekend?
Last Weekend:https://devrant.com/rants/1046417512 -
Has anyone used NoMachine before? I'm playing around with it now and wonder why I've never heard of it7
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!dev
My daughter who was playing carom board first time in her life... defeated me (without cheating)4 -
It was some Toshiba laptop with Windows XP (back then fairly new) when I was 4. Playing Internarional Rally Championship.1
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!dev
Anxiety in my brain is like Mozart's Lacrimosa is playing out of key and proper arrangement.
So. Fucking. Annoying.6 -
I have a 3 monitor setup at home. 2 are used for coding, 1 for playing Netflix/YouTube as "background entertainment".
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I was playing with AWS and came across Rekognition! Although the docs are poor, the service is just amazing. Mind blown.
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Fuck my weekend..waste my time playing moba vainglory which i should be doing something more productive and meaningful..fuck you procrastination..1
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Spending 40% time I'm playing a game waiting for the game to load :/
Should have gotten a laptop with a graphics card... :(5 -
Lodash, Rimraf, Grunt, Gulp... I'm still not convinced that our frontend guy isn't just playing Pokémon Go all day2
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Every Friday, we be playing. Custom word collection, challenging topics, teamwork!
Join the party! 😄🎉
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I found this strange symbol... while playing `cat`ing out a file. ף
What weird symbols have y'all found?4 -
!dev
Yep think I'm starting to get a bit kookie.... I'm starting to track whenever songs are playing in my head
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Probably playing World of Warcraft and Overwatch with my wife and collecting everything related to it. We even got the music playing in our house most of the day :')3
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That moment when you buy a machine, install xenserver on it and start playing modern AAA titles @ ultra in virtual machines
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Keep forgetting to turn my data off when I'm home. That moment when you check your data after playing some videos.5
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everytime i turn on my computer to complete my freelancing job i end up playing games.
any fixes? :/12 -
I think my gambling addiction came back and then changed from playing Monopoly to playing the stock market....
I don't have my gaming PC since locking down at my parents' so maybe I'm just really bored and needed something to keep me occupied and interested...27 -
Learning how practice works by playing guitar, working at things slowly first then moving on to harder stuff.
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When I finished playing the Half-Life series and decided that someone should make it go forward.
The dream continues... -
that coworker playing nordic music on spotify without headphones so everyone can "concentrate"... (his own words...)4
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Stayed up till 3am yesterday playing pokemon moon, and still have pushed 2 commits before 9am. WhoNeedsSleepAnyways1
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Bass playing.
Helps me to reset my train of thought when I'm burnt out. And it's another way to get creative!4 -
So I've started playing with Babylonjs. its actually quite fun and makes it easy to do cool 3d stuff .1
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Playing lego.com games on my family's PowerBook G4, if my memory serves me correctly. I started programming with a Lego robotics kit.1
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i have a lot of art related hobbies, playing music, singing, painting, arts and crafts, a bit of everything
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My chromecast YouTube app randomly starts playing and switches between videos in Playlist I've already played. This is happening since a month or so. Anyone else has this?3
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Wearing my headphones, without playing any audio files... And ignore anything except the current screen...
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Any iOS devs out there know of a good framework for recording and playing back MP3 audio? (must not be GPL dependant)
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It was my father's computer, I was terrified of it blowing up if I pressed the wrong button while playing Space Invaders
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I'm in a big fat fucking stinking rut, as in progress on this project has absolutely stagnanted.
Gonna rubber face your duck now **UNZIPS** excepts I don't have zippers, as joggers are the one true way; fake Adidas til I fucking drop.
Brain damage aside, I understand both how I've layed out the data and what I'm supposed to do with it. We have a virtual machine, an array of instructions and arguments for a given process within it, and we need to walk this array and map values to registers.
We also need to spill values inside registers to stack, IF they are required at a further point within that block. This also isn't terribly complex. We simply look forward in the array and see if the value is an argument to any instruction that *needs* this value to be loaded (ie, within a register).
So this implies multiple iterations; we need to better understand how one particular value is used throughout an F before we can make a final decision on how many registers and stack space are actually needed for the whole block.
Here's where it gets tricky. If there's a call, we need to be certain that the symbol being invoked has already been fully processed. Besides the obvious fact that recursion fucks me up, there's another matter: say a private method gets invoked by another private method. We can take advantage of this, by which I mean, sacrilege incoming so put on this toga.
Looking at the output for C compilers, it would seem this is not done in practice, I would assume because it's a pain in the ass. But when you have the guarantee that F will only be called internally, as that's what "private" means, there's two ways it can go:
0. It's well below the 13-20 cycle threshold, so you inline the fucker. No suprises there.
1. It's a more involved affaire, and invoked in more than one place, so you don't inline it. Codesize matters.
Recursion and [1] are the big deal things holding me back. Not because it's too hard, like I said this is kindergarten level abstraction. I'm just slow and fanatical, which is how I prefer to spell "constant obsessive paranoid delusions". I can see the potential optimization I can pull here, so I'm stuck trying to figure it out.
Idea would be, handling the register allocation and stack spill for an internal-internal (or deep internal; what we like to call a "guts" method) in synchronization with the *calling* processes. This is, fundamentally, violating all conventions -- but so under the hood no one will notice.
Let me give you an example. If we were to pass some value to a function, expecting to mutate it and get a different value back, in a lot of cases it'd be stupid to make an implicit copy by using two registers, one for input and another for the output. Dude, it's one cycle. Multiply it by a million, say sixty times per second, for every time you __needlessly__ make a copy of a value that we've already stated is mutable.
Clearly unacceptable. This is, in the strictest sense, everywhere in every single codebase. Premature micro optimization is the root of all goodness, God is great and praiseworthy. So how do we go about it?
Answer is I know and I don't know. By which I mean to say, this very thing I've done by hand. Assembly is fun. Now the issue is teaching a calculator how to do it. Not so fun.
There is a dependency chain between processes, as I believe I've kind of alluded to. I'm trying to make decisions on the side of the caller depending on the details of the callee, which is why recursion is rawdogging my soul. This is the same situation, it's inverting the direction of one or more links in the dependency chain, which makes no fucking sense.
And yet it does.
Brain, explain yourself.
How do *you* handle this without crashing?
Brain?
<<ME STEWPED; BEEP-BOOP>>
Alright then, that was a useless attempt at fuckery. Let's have a nap then, maybe it'll come to me in the morning. That's what I've been saying to myself for almost a month now.
Perhaps it is a hardcoded fuk.1 -
My geekiest non-dev activity?
Recently its been playing Star Wars Battlefront (on PC). Its been a good SharePoint stress reliever, but hardly anyone playing anymore.
Will be getting back into 'video production' this summer converting decades worth of VHS tapes to digital for various family member's (lots & lots of editing and cleaning up). -
start playing alle the (still sealed) games for my consoles that molder in my shelves or in my steam library
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Been playing around with bootstrap and mvc, with custom fonts. Feedback on font. www.diginotes.co.uk
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Even if you kill me...
*haunted by laura les starts playing (https://youtube.com/watch/...)*
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I find playing online games very interesting. It can support me to feel relaxed everyday after a tiring time of learning at school. I usually like to play online chess. It is exciting and challenging. It also helps me to make friends online. It helps me to think over everything before acting. However, I always limit my time playing online games. Because I think playing too many online games makes me tired. My eyes are often soring. My mother always reminds me to study hard, so I know what is most important to me. Playing online games only helps me to relax a little. So I advise you to work hard at school, and just spend a little time playing online games, no matter how much you like it.
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Started playing with Microsoft Cognitive Services for face recognition. I’m quite impressed. Any others I should look at.
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After playing 50000+ hands on adda52 I found it is 100% rigged. But I am still playing there. Can someone tell me other better option1
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when you're trying to play #screeps at work but your phone rings all the time and the internal messenger won't stop trying to get my attention...
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