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AboutI write sloppy code that works on my computer.
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Deadline tomorrow, pizza ordered, lots of coffee and amphetamine, curtains closed. Rock all night!7
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"Nah we can't implemented that feature cause our urls are hashed". Hmm, that looks like a base64 string. Decode. Profit!
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So 40 extra hours after a normal workweek but this application is almost done. Can't see straight anymore though.
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So after writing the complete backend for the platform I can now work on the burning heaps of frontend that my colleague created. Due date was yesterday so no pressure...2
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Corporate fucking bullshit. Go fuck yourself with your kpi, measurement tools etc. All i wanted to do was make the world a better place with some code.3
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Finding this in the documentation - //skipping index that are multiples of 10 (multiples of 10 create problems as the input IDs) if ( $input_id % 10 == 0 ) { $input_id++; }
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Emailing clients their website, databases and domain codes. Tell them to move it to another server in two weeks because this one is phased out.
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Writes all logic for a colleague his project so he can meet his deadline. Gets complaining about code-style.
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"You send an email this morning that you're going to reset the firewall, is there anything I can help with?"
"Well a good blowjob would be of great assistance" -
Worked yesterday until 10pm to get the bugs of my colleague fixed before deadline. He called in sick today, I can fix the last things PM mailed me this morning.
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API changed ratelimit from 500 to 20, so only when there were not that much signups a user could be allowed to the platform and buy a ticket.
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Hey @dfoz, can we get a marked as read, don't show anymore thingiewhen I scrolled by rants? Now I keep seeing the same in the beginning all the time (even when I upvoted them)6
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"Did you change something in the API?" "No" THEN WHY THE FUCK DO I GET NULL ON THE FIELDS I'M USING!!!111
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PM "So how am I gonna make a sitemap for this app to show the client when there is no menu and everything is usergenerated content"2
