I have a new dev tool I'd like feedback on. Specifically for mobile developers. My tool is called PixelPrep. It's a tool to help stream line the resizing of App Store images to fit all of the diff App Store requirements. Goole, Apple, Windows, Amazon, ect. So, I would love it if you could test it out and give me feed back, thanks! Right now, I only have Google working. Thanks!

https://www.pixelprep.io

Q: Has anyone heard anything about Google leaving Kotlin and Java behind to use C# for Android development?

I was talking to someone who told me this yesterday. Of course I dnt believe it, nor can I find anything on that BS he was feeding me.

That whole-ass 1 hour convo was BS from start to finish.

There was more crap said, but I’ll spear you all the details. I just need to know if this is even remotely true. I’m sure it’s not, but he’s convinced it is. 🙄

Me: Send nudes.
ChatGPT:

😂😂😂😂

Why is it that companies feel the need to ask, “Why do you wanna work here?” Or “What made you apply?”

Ah, idk, just spitballing here, you’re hiring and I’m unemployed.

I need money, and I heard you pay ppl to do work for you. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I have bills to pay and u have the money to satisfy that need.

Good enough or should I keep going?? 🙄

I write code, not tragedies.

“A bug is a bug, no matter how small.”

- Horton

“I don’t know whether I’m alive and dreaming or dead and remembering. How can you tell what’s a dream and what’s real, when you can’t even tell when you’re awake or when you’re asleep? Where am I?”

Metallica -One

Woke up with this on my mind.

What the hell is wrong with using GitHub, or Git??? A client told me he’s concerned because it’s been, in his words, “compromised” and the admins can “see our code for trouble shooting purposes” and he doesn’t feel comfortable with that…🤨 like…no one wants this code my dude, like the fuck!?! We’re already using a skeleton project from someone else’s git, yet you dnt want this project on there??? Ooooor, is it because you dnt know how to use it??? Nor do you want to take the time to learn it??? 🤨 fuck boy. 😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

ATT: Calling all Java Android Engineers! A friend of mine is looking for a team to help him build an app. $25/hr.

Name: Sufi
Number: +1 262-894-7016
Email: chamalivemarketllc@gmail.com

🥱 yaaaaaasaaaaawn....sooooooo tired, I need a REST.

Freak yeah!!! Just installed my first SSL Certificate on my Ubuntu Server!!!!! 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾 First time I had my IT friend do it. I thought about contacting him again, but then thought, what the hell, let's give 'er a shot. 2 days and a whole lot of anger and frustration later https:// is a green light!!! 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

I love how I watch a tut for a specific problem and then go down to the comments and see ppl say things like, "Awesome, dude you saved me hours. Now, can u show me how to do, this, this, this, this and this?" 🤦🏾 I'm like, bruh, u can't figure out how to do at least one of those things on your own??? 💀

Worst error message to show a new user...

"An account with that email and password already exist. Please try again or login to your account." 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

Do anyone have any experience with Android's "Telephony" API? Google' documentation is not all that helpful when trying to get this to work and other resources are far from available.

Working with a client, so can't go in to too many details. (According to them, it's top secret...🤫)

Thanks!

So, seen this when I just arrived at work earlier this week. Made me think of COD. 😂 We hear them frequently flying over us all day.

I have a question. If a hiring manager wants details on some of your projects, is that normal? (I've had some ask, but never this deep and over the phone)

Example: UI/API/ALGO how they were implemented, which parts you implemented, what was accomplished, pacific tools, why are you proud of those?

Looking for diversity in projects.

It's for a job interview. I thought it was weird, but Maybe I'm over thinking. Before I email them back, I wanna see what u guys/gals think.

BTW this email is from the HR Manager, not hiring manager, so I'm just going off her word. "She said, He said" sort of thing.

Thanks!

CRM

Clean.
Reusable.
Maintainable.

Here we go again! Fukerberg is up to his same 'ol played out trick, can't aquire'em, copy'em. 🙄

https://inc.com/jason-aten/...

How many times have u told a company that you will not be moving forward with the interview process bc you accepted an offer... only to have them send you a rejection letter 45 mins later??? 😂😂😂 Happened to me yesterday.

Told 3 companies that.

I didn't really expect them to respond, just wanted to let them know.

First company: No response.
Second company: Wished me well and thanked me for the update.
Third company: Sent me a rejection letter.

I'm like, "You guys just couldn't resist, huh?" 😂

WU: Is there anyway we can help u?

Customer: I doubt it, but thank you for using WU.

I feel him on this one, I'm still getting errors when trying to send money.

😂😂😂😂

Ok, so....WTF?!?!?!!!

I love how these idiots think I'm an idiot!!!

Set up my server 2 days ago and hackers already on it!! Geeeeze!! 😂😂

Soooooo got fired on my day off!! 😁😁😁 Y am I sooo happy??? Bc the company's president sucks, and glad to be gone!!

So, I come in on my day off trying to help him with a promo for an app I was working on, and ass face come in with a chip already on his shoulders.

Him: So what are u going to show me?

Me: A walk through of the app.

Him: No, what specifically are u going to show me?(already getting upset)

Me: The whole app. Like from the login screen and everything else.

Him: No! I need to knw specifically what your going to show me! Like this button, that menu, this function!!!(boiling point)

Me: That's what I said, "the whole app"

Him: Do u want to be suspended a whole week??!!!

Me: (smiling) Yes!!

Him: You knw what, ur gonna tell me what the fuck ur gonna show me or--

Me: Gets up, grab my phone and head towards the door.

Him: If u leave, ur done!!

Me: Dnt care. (Continue out the door)

Him: (yelling) That's it, ur done!

Me: Happy 😁😁😁

A legend has passed....

Copy cat bandit strikes again!!

Can he EVER come up with anything original?? Yo Zuck, what's going on with that TilTok clone of yours? What's it called...."Lasso" ? 😑

ATTN: ALL DEVZ

I think we all should just band together and say FU! to all of these software companies and form one gigantic software corporation, steal all of their clients, and make them beg on their knees for us to help them. Not only that, make them go through a series of VERY stressful interviews (to see who deserves our time, of course) in which we simply say....."no" with no explanation. Bwahahahahhahahaha!!!

Wishful thinking.... 🤔

Soooooo had 2 phone screenings with 2 different recruiters.

So all was going well with the first call until she asks me about certain technology, and I'm a little confused as to how she was working it, so I asked, "do you mean....?". And her reply was....,"I don't know, I guess. That's what's written down here." I seriously almost hung up the phone!! 🤣🤣🤣

The second one was worst! This genius had the bright idea to call me from...wait for it....HOME! I mean all I heard was brats in the background and they kept destructing her. She's like ," so how long have u been-- Billy! Get down off that, NOW! Sorry about that." I'm thinking, "what the hell?"(only seconds into the call) She continues, "So what's your favorite lang-I told u to get off that! Hold on..." phone goes silent.... "Hello, I'm so sorry...." Asked me more programing questions few seconds later..."I thought I told you-------" phone drops! At this point I'm trying to hold my laughter in. She gets back on. "Sorry, dropped my phone. Well, I think that's all the questions I had, did you have any for me?" "Really?" I'm thinking. "Nooooope" I say.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was having somewhat of a crappy day, I needed that.

Someone, anyone, please tell me how is this entry level???

Maybe I'm missing something here.... 😵

Yea, I'm sure Zuka-duche is gonna get right on that. 😂😂