Stackoverflow's Hot Network Questions is so distracting when I'm viewing a programming post.

Linux is the best OS: it is the answer to all.

Adding a feature to webapp...

Webapp relies on database in production server...

*adds feature to production webapp directly*

Every page: ERROR 500

Manager: what did you do???!!!! You MESSED UP the production, FIX IT NOW

*Use ctrl-z because manager doesn't like Version Control*

What manager says: You should support IE because a very large portion of our userbase is already there and they somewhat comply with web standards so it shouldn't be that hard. Also most good sites support IE so we should support it too.

What web developer hears: blah blah blah SUPPORT IE blah blah blah SUPPORT IE

Me: (uses nano)
Friend: you should use vim
Me: (enters vim) can never get out

You: make heavily optimized complex multithreaded back-end

Management: Make better CSS