That moment when you finally get to a point with a personal project that you can release a BIG feature that tons of people are asking for.

QA: There is a bug in your program, it doesn't work !

DEV: What? It is working on my machine, let me show you *opens app*

QA: Well, then I will tell our clients to use your machine every time they want the app

DEV: ...

"I don't need to comment this, I'll remember it"

"I'll fix this later"

Got my first response from a company i applied to a few days ago--it was a no without much explanation as to why, but at least they actually responded.

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I used to work at a startup company that was so mismanaged that they lost track of when the Visual Studio licenses expire.

So during a critical week, the Visual Studio instances stopped working, and they have to scramble getting new licenses, which took a while.

In the end, the client lost confidence, pulled the plug on the project. I also lost confidence in the company and bailed out. Less than a year later the company went totally bankrupt.

Go home salesforce you're drunk

How does a Java dev cut his hair?

Eclipse it

Oh wow. That timing though.

Sums up my life😒

It's high time we should able to @ mention someone​ in the rant rather than comment section !

Bad Java day

This dude is definitely going places. The entire code is documented like that. 👌🏻

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

When you have so too many unfinished projects

What issue did you FUCKING fix!!?

This is probably ok... right?

Fuck timezones and daylight saving time

A new entry for bad phone numer inputs

Weak code

Oh God!!

Hahahaha........😂😂😂. Now that's how to do it.

What's your favourite animal on O'reilly book covers?

I'm guessing the last person didn't have time to validate..

Oh! Fuck! What should I do now!!! There is a fucking human filter.

Proud dad moment:
My son just worked out how to use a firestick remote to put Thomas on TV.
He's 2.
My parents can barely work their remote without playing 20 questions.
Not long before he learns how to use bash now!

!rant
You know you achieved some great dev and had a great idea when someone says "Yeah! I use it all the time look! It does everything for me"

Just wanted to share some very welcome appreciation!

The devil in I

What is great day?
Bug fixed in just one attempt.. tested and didn't get any new bugs..