Do developers *really* need a college to learn?

Crowdsourcing App:Google.

Wow

No one:

The British:
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!collegerant
I HATE OOPS concepts, and thefuck is cubic-bezier(0.25, 0.25, 0.75, 0.75);

Yes my professors are terrible. All hail FreeCodeCamp and SO.

I once had a Pakistani client on Freelancer who offered me almost 300$ just for a static two-page website.

I agreed,and later found out it was for a Ponzi scheme.

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

int day = 256;

Today I made coffee for the duck.

So,I can't be called a beginner now.

I finally got an upvoted question on StackOverflow

Got a new laptop.
1.6ghz
2GB Ram
And Windows 10.

Did I say laptop?

A job on monster.com:
Wants 5+yrs of experience on Swift.
Swift just came out 3 years ago

System.out.println("lol");

Dear Apple,
Let us fking code on your ipad

I was practising Java at my school(they were still teaching POWERPOINT,f**k)
They got themselves 20 shiny All-in-one garbage with Windows 10.
I got my bootable usb Linux with me,and fired up Kali.By mistake my program ran into infinite loop....
And the rest is history,got banned from the lab😭
P.s.I don't have anything to code on ,i write my programs on paper and executed them on the pc at my school,what to do now