How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
Ans: You console it

Everyone is in a panick about Microsoft buying GitHub. Meanwhile, I've been using the far more superior Google Drive for ages.

Get with the times lads!

Fine I'm gonna make my own GitHub then with Blackjack and hookers.

RELEASING SOFTWARE TOMORROW AND HAVE TO ADD 2 FEATURES AND DEBUG FFS!

Real programmers count from ZERO

Two sides of a coin.

I hate this guys in my class who are asking me for a solution for the programming homework but they don't even try to solve it by their own...😔

I think my laptop is a special kind of special ... 🙃

That's is a really sexy robot.

Client wants PHP 7.2. I install PHP 7.1 by accident.

Client complains that I don't respond fast enough after 30 minutes (!).
I was in an appointment. I check the ticket. He messed up his entire server by trying to install PHP 7.2 himself because he couldn't wait half an hour longer. We always aim at 4 hours response time, and we hit it with every reply..

I apologize and tell him the costs for me fixing his mess. The client: "if it feels right for you to charge me because you never did your work right, do it."

Some people. How? HOW???

A crazy person just sent me something on Tumblr. I'm traumatized.