When a phone manufacturer forgets to check the actual phone 🤦‍♂️ *Slow claps*

Spaces or tabs? - Semicolons!

My coffee mug 😎

Any idea why normal, intelligent people lose the ability to write coherent sentences as soon as they click into a bug ticket description text box?

Our lecturer writes "extends Object" behind every class in Java. I don t want to live on this planet anymore

Today was different at work. It felt as if something was missing. The circle of fun at work that was developed over last two months among few of us was gone overnight..

Two months ago, we ( 7, including our PM ) were shifted from our cabin space to this special room by boss in hopes to keep our ass under fire and increase our productivity. Everyone in the office saw this room like a concentration camp as it was next to boss 's office. Nobody liked the idea of working in that room. We were seen as prisoners as we walked into our work cage.

In the cage, there is a fixed table. We had to adjust our workspace around that table. Everyone was just an arm length away from each other. It didn't take that long to form a bond among us. Some of us would bring snacks and we all shared it and ate it there. We had fights and discussions. The girl in my team and other team would have silly fights about their legspace boundary. The guy who is on a quest to find his life partner would seek for our opinions about his matrimony findings. That time the girls roasted guy about his patriarchal attitude. Instant discussions on current events. Movie reviews and sharing about various life experiences. Lots of such memories were formed and shared over last two months while we worked in there.

For me, it felt like living "The Office" in real life. It was amazing. I was starting to forget my dreams of self employment and plans to resign career because this human connection was addictive. We all learned a little more about each other which otherwise would not have been happened outside the cage.

We didn't realize the bubble and dynamics we had formed in that room until it was gone today when we were shifted back to our cabin space.

It was obvious we were little sad inside having to say bye to our bubble.

😅

working on a better captcha...

An ability to port all Windows games to Linux without performance loss due to bad ports and bad drivers so I won't have to dual boot anymore.

　
　
　

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Product requirements created by PDM be like

Client not paying?

Instead of reducing opacity, add FartScroll until they pay!

Theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js

Network joke

It's off-putting that
( ) ( )
isn't a palindrome, but
( ) ) (
is

Recursion explained beautifully

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

Another programming job: the first 5,183 decimals of pi, in wood sticks. Took me three months to do. Now I start e

When your floor names a room Galileo and you have @bachmanity as a co-worker...

Continuing a presentation after a critical bug

Void ReleaseDopamine ()
{
ShowDoggyPicture("quot.png");
RandomJoke();
}

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

I use BitBucket, not GitHub, but I can't add it to my profile because the repo section only accepts GitHub.

Real life automation scripts be like. 😂

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

Js frontend
Js backend
Js mobile apps
Js desktop apps
What's next? Js kernel?

You vs the girl you like

not not
Who's there?
boolean
Boolean who?
true

Declare variables not wars,
Build packages not walls,
Execute programs not people,
Throw exceptions not stones.

I used to work with a guy who had 2 PH.Ds, in Computer Science and Electrical Engineering and over 600 patents but I kid you not the guy could not use the coffee machine. Now it's not like this coffee machine was as easy as a Keurig, it was some $20,000 espresso machine that took a while to figure out but I tried teaching him how to use it a few dozen times and still he couldn't get it right. It got to the point where I thought he was faking it so that others would make it for him so I offered him $500 if he could figure it out. Still nope. So for the remaining 2 years we worked together I made him coffee whenever he wanted, 2-4 times a day, and he bought me lunch everyday. Before I left the company I bought him a Keurig so that when I left he'd still have coffee.

I know someone from Uni who used a green text on red background IDE to make sure the colourblind person sat next to him couldn't copy his code...

Every time I write 'color', I die slightly inside