Line numbers should be on by default on all editors for fucks sake. Why the hell it is the other way around??

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

Heard the plumber yelling because of the work someone before him did on my heating system...

As a programmer:

😂😂😂😂😂

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project

Relax junior LOL

must try this in some interview!

cracking the job interview

Girl I met asked what I do for fun outside of work and training. Brain threw nullreference exception.

About the acquisition........

that feel when you see "contact the administrator" and you don't know what to do, because you are the administrator

there's nothing we can do about that!

it's ready any second now... any second now...

When the person sitting next to you in the plane starts coding and you try to see what they're working on.

The client (who is also a relative) decided to change the website after the testing phase. Gonna change 50% of the website tonight without getting any extra dime. FML

Don't work for relatives especially for whom your family asks for.

Code is sat in UAT for a month and no one looks at it. Two days before the (completely arbitrary) go live date and testing commences, finding one bug which is immediately fixed. And now I'm the one allegedly delaying roll-out. Err OK...

Best complaint from roomate : "I have to go to e3 for work tomorrow"

That moment when your project managers think hiring 3 new developers will deliver their project 3x faster.

Meanwhile, in real life...