It might be time for bed when your laptop can't even resolve localhost without toggling the WiFi off and back on anymore.

Bing's highest usage peak in a year

reaction to change from +1 and -1 to ++ and --

I posted a few weeks ago about how I started my own mobile app development business. Today, I released its first app. It's a turn by turn navigation app for amusement parks, right now it's only featuring Walt Disney World. If you have an Android the app is called AmuseGO. I'm waiting for apple to approve it.

has anyone ever heard of guess oriented programming?

Still the best XKCD of all time.

When bae walks around naked to get you off the computer 👌🏻😁

Who all want "++" instead of "+1" 🤔

well..

The other day I got a call from Windows Support about my computer being infected with a virus. I only have a Mac but knowing this was a scam call I played along for 15-20 minutes. Then I finally told the person calling that I don't have any computer running Windows and he got quite angry and wondering "why are you wasting my time?". Told him it was to prevent him from calling and scamming other people. He yelled "fuck off" and hung up. Made my day :)

How do you handle these phone calls?

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do" replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

well well

There is too much I want to learn and not enough time 😭

CSS doesn't work.
30 mins later:
Browser-Zoom was at 400% -.-

It worked last night.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

True story...

I have completely given up explaining to my friends and family what I do for a living.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning"

most evil thing to do...

My code.

Reference vs value ;)

When I git. I fucking commit!

Binary Search Trees

Client wants a pixel perfect site...
Comes to the office with a ruler and starts measuring on my screen...

invention of samsung

Front end vs. Back end

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

I coded a project today without touching stack overflow. Wow...

Series a developer should watch:
Mr. Robot
Silicon Valley
The IT crowd

When you have 9 pull requests that have been sitting in the queue for the past 2 weeks