How would you get your "Cash prize" if you reported anonymously ...

Looks like ruby has gone off the rails 😂😂

Boss walks by my desk. Stops by the printer when coming back and brings me this.

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I'll create glitches and sell them as hipster logotypes to coffee bars.

So this just happened... not to me, but at my friend's company.

The devs are being congratulated and spurred on for working late! I don't know about you, but this is not the kind of culture that should be encouraged.

So, my broadband internet is not working. Naturally, i called my ISP and complained.
He enlightened me, "Turn on your TV and watch the news. Theres a deadly computer virus on the loose and it is affecting banks and businesses and everything. So we decided to help our customers by turning our services down for a few days."
What the actual fuck?
Its like to Not eat anything due to a bird flu.
Oh! and i have an exam tomorrow.
Thank you muggles.

Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

Oh my god! That .05% off

Well that's a bummer

I dont know origin anymore found it in a old backup :D

Life Bugs
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What would you define code that's not "Hard coding ?" ---"Soft-coding" ?
Any suggestions?
-_-

Our company has a giant folder that you have to download every release. It contains all of the dependencies within the company and every config file.

Twice a month your workspace gets fucked...BECAUSE THESE FUCKING GENIUSES CANNOT USE FUCKING MAVEN! What the fuck?! What idiot came up with this stupid idea?

Resistance fighter

Bitch Please

Hehe, perfectly sorted

😊😊😊😊😊😊

GF: please remember the flowers!
Me: I'll set a reminder.
GF: and don't forget to wrap them in water.
Me: I'll see what I can do about the laws of physics.
GF: ... I swear to god..
Me: yes yes I'll wrap them in water.

The wife is asleep. The two year old wrecking ball of a boy is asleep. Wanted to finish a library to run kafka/grpc for nodejs microservices with plug and play functionality.

Make some tea. Figured the caffeine will keep me up. Maybe work late night. It'll be fun.

Then diarrhea hits. Now, staying up late because apparently I ate something I shouldn't have. Don't you hate it when that happens?

Difference between chown and chmod 777 explained in one picture.

Look at me now!
1024++

When you are a Dev at UBER & cannot figure out the date/year format..

You are the right person for the right company !!

Algo sort strikes again. Man these memes are over used

Requesting stickers from devRant, done right

When you want to enjoy the spring sun but your laptop screen is to dark.

Survey: Would you sign in to this website?

!rant

Hey guys!!! just signed up... but have been coming here everyday for the last few weeks.. it feels awsome to be here guys... :D
Gotta deliver part of a project tomorrow, soo... back to coding

Spending 40% time I'm playing a game waiting for the game to load :/
Should have gotten a laptop with a graphics card... :(

Left my laptop at work... :/ how can I sleep knowing my dear laptop is alone and cold.. feeling sad :(

Imposter syndrome... 😃

Now all we need is an eye patch to go with those pet birds... 😉