When ransomeware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂

Well that's a bummer

"You got infected with WannaCry because you didn't install updates"
"You got infected with NotPetya because you did install updates"
Users:

Guess you aren't regretting the automatic Windows updates so much now

Can we talk about this for a second? I mean WTF, how is Windows XP still a thing. Wasn't there a ransomeware attack recently, so every last sys admin should have some motivation to upgrade their shit?
Sure, I hear you say, it's just an information display. No critical stuff.
Well guess what, it was at an airport. Most likely not connected to any critical infrastructur, but still it's a computer, stuck at the boot screen at 11 a.m. running windows XP, connected to an airport network.
And I was standing there like: fuck me!

I swear to God if “Microsoft testicle supprt” calls me one more time I’m going to flip. I think it may be time to set up a sandbox and get the fucks to “fix my computer.”

It would be a shame if instead of payment for their “support” their computers became infected with ransomeware...

I know what I’m doing today.

Got an email from IT saying that a new anti ransomeware software is being installed company wide, but it doesn't play well with visual studio. His suggestion is that each time we need to compile, we run a batch file, reboot, compile, run another batch script, then reboot.

...he's in IT?

UK hospitals hit hard by ransomware today. Anyone else?

Wannacry

A whole morning running around the offices updating every PC manually as no PC in the company is managed remotely/centrally #yey

Ransomeware for sale #wannacry !