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Reality

I spent the last 2 days resolving over 2k dependency errors in a jee software what used java1.4 libraries

:) i love this profession

To instantly know *exactly* what caused a compiler or runtime error and *exactly* how to fix it in the best possible way, every single time.

To the point ! ♥

Said my code is self explanatory and doesn't need comments.

After few minutes "wtf is this shit?".

Uninstalling android studio

🤔 Effective waste of evening

Fast Internet connection always distracted me to streaming youtube about technology or tutorial, but normally end up with 100% unrelated videos like how to sharp your knife using mug or watching top 10 mistakes in Harry Potter 😖😖😖

My life is too short to remove USB safely

why the hell should i get 10 ++ to build an avatar

it should have been a lot easier 😎

tl;dr stupid clients with their stupid requirements.

Client: (on Monday) hypothetically could you implement "A"?
Me: (on Monday) yeah I could do that by Friday, let me know if you want me to start it.
Client: (on Thursday) hey remember we talked about "A" well do "B" instead and I'll need it by Friday still.
Me: "B" is completely different than "A" and will take probably twice as long.
Client: but you told me you could do it by Friday.
Me: ............ I want to smash your face.

If your job title was a function name what would it be?

processesUnclearBrief($brief): AwesomeApp

I hope I'm not killed.

What's the Object-Oriented way to become rich?
Inheritance

When frontend is ready before backend

Programming fact....

I c what you did there 😂

I'm a peaceful programmer.