How do you fix a bug in a badly written code?
You don't. You re-write that shit!

oh the rage..

Currently troubleshooting a client PC's random restarts. Pretty sure it's gonna boil down to "client's chair keeps hitting the power button"

Whoops

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

Stackoverflow is down. I'm no longer a developer.

Bye bye friend...

Because as a person without a dev background she laughs at all of the same devRant stuff that I do!

Stackoverflow, Quora, hacker news, and any other {{insert random blog/site here}} makes me feel like an ant amongst a bunch of perfect super coders (okay exaggeration)... Thanks devrant for making me feel normal! 😂 #comfort

When you realize the bank where you have a credit card uses PHP...

Bad Java code is one thing. Bad objective-c code is like OHHHH MY GOD DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOINGGGGG

Source Control : FTP

index.php
index-16-05-2016.php
index.old.php
index.fix.php

<rant about devRant>
Can people please stop posting images stolen from someone else trying to get some points. I'm here to read rants and other interesting things you encounter while working with software development, not look at memes. Thank you.
</rant about devRant>

I saw a post about headphones that reminded me.

Last week I was trying to find out why my code wasn't working. At about an hr in my wife asks me "honey, why do you have headphones on but they aren't plugged into anything?"

I looked at her partially spaced and thought to myself "I have headphones on?!?!"

Lol I tend to do this a lot.

while(true){
scrollDevRant();
}