So, I told my programmer friend to bring food for us while you are out.

He has still not came, Should I be worried ?

Sometimes I get self conscious about saying it too often

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

I am a long time lurker on stackoverflow. There was a time I was stuck on an obscure error for so long but finally light shone when I found an answer to that problem on stackoverflow.

Overjoyed, all I wanted is to leave an upvote for the answer; before I realised that you need a +15 reputation before you can do (I know I am late in this game)

So I worked my way to that 15 and it was a tedious one. Stackoverlords deleting my answer, voting no to my edit and reverting another over petty reasons

I fought back by flagging my deleted answer with my reasons and alas the community backed me up by upvoting my answer (which was revived),the original answer poster approved my edit and @me a thank you comment. I was elated

And it is today, I got my +15. That I could finally pay back and upvote the answer from my benefactor

sigkill please

Error: Missing argument exception.

my relationships

*opening cmd*
"wow, are you Hacking?"
me: "yah, sure. See that lamp? I can hack that."
"really?"
me: "sure".
*lamp flickers"
me: "I did that" 😂

Boys use the word FRIENDSHIP to strart the relationship...

Girl use the word FRIENDSHIP to end the relationship...

Real example of Polymorphism...😜😜😜

WE CALL FUNCTIONS WE DON'T CALL GIRLS

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

time utilization

spent an hour trying to fix an error, in the end realized there was an error in the error message #facepalm

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

Rest in Peace, Muhammad Ali.

"No time for automated tests, we've got too much testing to do..."

Node.js <3

when you don't update your LinkedIn profile and a recruiter offers a job in the company where you actually work...

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

The ground rules for developers: ABC

Always
Be
Coding

// stole this line from my friend Tim -> credits to him! ;p

When Borat writes code.

When nobody takes you seriously when you say you don't do it for the money....i genuinely love what i do and you should too.

My setup... ADD nightmare lol

If you don't feel good enough with your programming skills, keep practicing but don't be sad, there are dogs all around the world that love you

When you get a message on slack telling you that you passed your Python final with a 109!!! 😊😊😊

@localhost work setup

I swear the day I find a designer that understands the DOM I am going to eat my cap.

That time when you are coding and you recieve your free stickers. This is going to be an even more awesome day!
Thanks a lot team dev rant! Greetings from Argentina.

PS: yes, that's a Mario cup ;)

debug 👌

Wanted to learn Angular 2, realised I'd have to learn TypeScript, System.js, and about 50,000 other frameworks before I could even do Hello World. Back to Angular 1 I guess.

fuck you SimpleDateFormat. Every single time. get one case incorrect, suddenly its june the 45th, 3017.