The real story: How the Apple was damaged.

Gillette Excel

Stages of learning angular js
1. Wtf
2. I think I get it.
3. Wtf

How do functions breakup...

"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."

Friend: What's your favorite language?

Me: Javascript.

Friend: But it isn't a programming language.

Me: *throws keyboard at her face*

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GF: I'm unable to undo my zip, help
Me: ctrl Z
GF: what!
Me: what? Oh.

(She left me the week after :'| )

UI design gone wrong

Changing numbers on CSS randomly until it works.

Aka, using magic numbers

Cat: *walks onto keyboard*
Me: Aww how cute
Cat: $ git reset --hard HEAD

Finished a large project around the same time as a tv-series. Exact same feeling...

My code is like my ex,i know it wouldn't work but just couldn't let go

Story of my life 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Client : your design is not cool. See this ^
*showed me some pretty neat designs pattern*

Me: which type do you want for your application.?

Client : All are pretty cool. Isn't it?

Me : Yes. But you do not need all of them. Right?

Client : Yes.

Me : So, which one.

Client : I'm confused But, this will do.

Me : Sure?

Client : Yes, very much.

After 3 days.

Client : you know what, earlier one was simple one but, best one. Easy to understand. This is (new design) making it complex. I need previous one.

Me : (I knew you'll say that, a**hole.) Just go to setting and select theme section to earlier version.

Client : thank you man.

Me : (You are red listed in my book you a**hole. Say anything else to add/edit and then see.) You are welcome.