@Demolishun Right you are

@kiki A counterfeit brand of hell, so… in heck! 😁

@Demolishun Where the heck do you work?

Also: this is legitimately funny.

Hey.

@cprn Yeah, I used to do things like that too. But I’ve been chewed out too many times for it here and told never to touch things that aren’t specifically listed in the ticket. I do sometimes anyway, and often get away with it, but it’s always a risk.

The managers here review PRs, even when they aren’t devs (or worse: think they are because they coded on punchcards “back in the day”).

I pray for meteors to squish them all.

Really.

We’re not quite there yet.

Gtfo

@ars1 🤔

@mostr4am Yeah, I agree; no one has reached either end. But some are certainly trying.

Like @cho-uc said: gold and silver. Invest in things the governments can’t print.

This used to include real estate, though depending on your country, that might pop at some point soon.

Beef (and the like) might also be worthwhile, given the last decade’s push to “eat ze bugs” and all of the meat and egg plants exploding/catching fire/being poisoned/used as an impromptu single-plane aircraft hangar.

> Pic related

Let’s simplify:
People are stupid. Lots of people are incredibly stupid.

For parallel analogy:
Stupidity is a spectrum, ranging from 100% stupid at the bottom to 0% stupid at the top. Nobody has made it to the top.

Where’s the middle, and what % of people are below it? Let’s oversimplify this time: Too many. People are stupid.

Story-flavored spam is still spam.

Even if it’s against your religion, go build a toilet and start dumping your crap there. Don’t forget to flush.

@donkulator And barely work while being the ugliest thing you’ve ever laid eyes on.

Does JS have to invent new terms for everything it reinvents? That’s string interpolation.

@Demolishun That is what I do, and I absolutely hate it.

I enjoy AI autocomplete. It saves me a lot of typing. (Though its code suggestions almost always need fixing.)

If you use it as a pattern predictor, it’s grand. If you use it to summarize or understand things for you, you’re gonna have a bad time.

That has its place, and in those cases there is nothing at all wrong with it.

But be warned, it masks code rot. If you ever need to update (or interface with) third-party code, that update will be most painful.

@Demolishun 🤦🏻‍♀️

> Pic related

Nobody asks: Why is JS dev?

West Taiwan is a bundle of sticks covered in gratuitous amounts of fertilizer, but that’s not the fault of their language constructs.

@MammaNeedHummus 👌🏻

Weekend: busy with chores, such as I can manage. Also playing Terraria with the family a little, and cooking. All in all, an okay weekend.

Fav. color: Reddish pink
Why? It’s pretty.

Horse porn to this email? Got it.

@T3chnician Thanks. I really appreciate it.

@T3chnician Any responses?

My head hurts far too much to form a coherent response, so I’ll just stick with:

Best of luck!

Fix that wall, cowboy.