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Why cant all terms and conditions be this short

Evil developers on Stackoverflow

import datetime as dt

while(True):
time_left = 24
work_hours = 8
trained_today = False

while(work_hours>0):
do_work()
listen_to_music()
browse_interesting_feeds()
work_hours -= 1
time_left -= 1

while(time_left>0):

if trained_today == False:
train()
trained_today = True

eat()

if dt.datetime.now().hour > 23:
time_left -= time_left

How many women use devRant?

I wish i could code for 8 hours straight instead of getting interrupted every 20mins. That would be the life

echo "hopes" > /dev/null

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smh......

Such a kind virus 😂😂😂

Tech companies be like:

"We're looking for some young graduates with at least 12 years of experience"

At least you gave an attempt lol

while(true){
scrollDevRant();
}

People commenting in google play like "this app is bad, crashing all the time". Well, there is a report button over there, maybe you can help me to solve problems instead of whining?

Python classes are pretty rude, you can always see their privates 😜 ba dum tiss

when this God for saken error is taking forever to troubleshoot and I'm getting hungry...

Software developer's best friends Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V.

If Evolution was a developer

When ppl ask me if I have any hobbies 😂

Like, isn't my job a hobby?

When you try to figure out why the program won't break out of a loop.

What end users seem like

Fixing bugs in programming is like scoring a touchdown when you really didn't even know you had the ball, or where the end zone is.

while(debug){
coffee++;
if(coffee == OUT){
giveUp();
debug=false;
}
}

Me: why are you using so many break tags?

Intern: Its the only way I can position this div below that form.

Me: *facepalm*

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

Whe you build a backend service that handled 50k concurrent users. But you are forced to integrate this third party service which can handle 500 concurrent users.

found this today...