Fuck this im going to the sauna

"Strap On" backwards is "No Parts"

I can't focus during the day, I don't have enough energy to do chores in the evening, I can't sleep during the night, and I can't wake up on time in the morning.

It seems like a curse that keeps getting worse.

Third official day back in the office today... And I'm alone in the devOps room

That lasted long \o/

Dear life,
When are you planning to get better?

Regards
Almost dead guy

I kinda want to quit programming and restore vintage bicycles instead.

The fact that I can buy a game for $70 price tag today, and still run the risk of it getting taken away from me, by the company that built it, is why I'll always pirate games.

If buying is not owning, then pirating is not stealing.

Biden/Harris 2024 baby!!!. They are doing a great job!!!!

4 more years....

Manic episode is the intelligence of Albert Einstein, combined with the speed of a supercomputer and determination of a crackhead.

What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark.

If onIy my body saved money as good as it saves fat…

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

Fucked up my username.

My company just installed app-operated locks in all doors. Let's say that I have a hard time taking security policies now.

Cat of the day — mine!

Today, I got startled by my own reflection.

Looks like my subscription to devRant++ has just been cancelled in Google Play Store... and it's not posdtble to renew, because the item doesn't exist anymore.
Supported since 2017... now status gone 😐

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Had meeting with higher ups.

Higher ups sad work hasn't progressed as much as they want.

I look at my calendar.

Barely 15 mins free for the day for a small washroom break

Thank fuck it's Friday boys

Linux > Windows
No debate

Starting a new job tomorrow after 4 months of unemployment. I'm not excited at all about this job. Gotta find where I stashed the clown face makeup so I'm all ready in the morning.

list of things that Microsoft fucked up :

1. Windows-1250 encoding

I literally missed an important webinar due to this shitty Gmail
If anyone have an idea why Gmail behaves like this... I really want to know

Why had I woken up today at all?

Fuck you juniors for not responding to my DM's asking if you downloaded the app for the conference I got you tickets to! Going to make some gitlab contraints so you can no longer push your shitty ass code!

WTF!

God bless PHP
God bless Excel
God bless Visual Basic
God bless JavaScript
God bless jQuery
God bless Python 2
God bless Perl
God bless Bash

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God, destroy React
God, destroy Vue
God, destroy Angular
God, destroy Java
God, destroy Next.js
God, destroy Rust
God, destroy Go
God, destroy Kubernetes
God, destroy Docker
God, destroy Flutter

Conversation I had with a coworker today:

me: When transferring an object from C++ to QML you have to set the parent of the object. If you don't QML thinks it can just delete this object.

coworker: So if you don't set the parent of the object then the orphans get Anakined?

me: Yes

Tired i want sleep

What it feel like