Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

Debugging comments be like...

How do you feel when there is no coffee??

Me: Depresso

Finding my car in the parking structure is much easier at 1am.

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

"Don't be the smartest person in the room. If you are, you're in the wrong room."

This piece of advice really holds true and continues to push me into fulfilling and challenging positions in my career.

How do I keep improving as a dev?

By ignoring what my colleagues say. Idiots

Just buy more and more and more books.
And coding. No one needs books, if he don't code.

Linux ❤️

Rant, why do people think if you are a dev you must know anything tech related ...

absolutely

Just got paid for my first job! I so happy 😊

Except when there's no answers...

Basically that's me a week to every deadline.

When people write me at 5am on facebook, they think, how nice and organized my life is so I am getting up early. Truth is, I have not slept yet.

The worst part about devRant is the inability to explain to non-devs why I'm laughing so hard at something.

This is also the best part.

Computer: booted
Headphones: on
Music: playing
Volume: too loud
Terminal: open
Swearing: yes

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE PUBLIC LIBRARY

Headphones on, phone's screen facing the desk, 0 shits given about the world around me. That's pretty much it.

Lights off, coffee, and Lindsey Stirling

It all starts with a good cup of tea...

Toilet seat with a laptop table in front.

The only moment I can focus.
Nobody can disturb me.
The duck also love to swim in the bath.
I can even fap when looking at my sexy code.
I don't need to travel when I gonna pee or poop. Saved me a lot of time.

Obtain substances Caffeine and H2O.
Headphones engaged.
Music initiate.
Computer clock disabled.
Phone removed from scene.
Disengage with unecessary programs, systems at full power.
IDE interface at full visual view
Rubber duck deployed.
All systems programme!

See Microsoft? Even Linux knows what Windows is!

New year, new me, same bugs. ....

Have you tried unblessing it and then blessing it again?

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

I just finished my program and then i saw i had 7 errors.. then i try to fix 1, and then i see i have 11 errors .-.

now im just like
fml

!rant
Handed over my keys and computer to my boss a moment ago and left the office for the last time. Spent 3 years there, and most of the people there came with me from my previous job I spent another 3 years at.
Feels heavy to leave a bunch of great people.

Two weeks until I start my job as a developer at a game company though.
Took me 6.5 years of work to finally get there.
Super stoked!

And I won't lie, some stickers on my new work laptop would not be a bad thing.