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IoT + Ransomware = BOOM

Source: LinkedIn

Jokes are always fun

When your IDE is in dark mode but every webpage you visit has a white background... And alt-tabbing makes your eyes bleed.

How Javascript handles Infinity:

Infinity * 1 == Infinity
Infinity * 0 == NaN
Infinity / 0 == Infinity
0 / Infinity == 0
Infinity + Infinity == Infinity
Infinity - Infinity == NaN
Infinity / Infinity == NaN
NaN & Infinity == 0
NaN && Infinity == NaN
NaN || Infinity == Infinity
1 % Infinity == 1
Infinity << 1 == 0
Infinity >> 0 == 0
Infinity | 0 == 0
Infinity | Infinity == 0

That's kinda philosophical, isn't it?

We all have our favourites

The real big data

Upgraded to a 40" 4k Monitor at home and now my dual 24" 1080p monitors at work feel like toys.

Me: "If today's demo to the client goes well,i will get my first cheque"
My server:"If today i stop working,it will be great"
Android Studio: "If i force a gradle update,it will be just fine".

*crying*
Fuuuuuck.Why nothing goes my way when I want it to????Whhhhyyyyy??

Pair Programming :D

Found good startup idea, thinking about it few days and almost planning, one day i searched similar products from google and found exactly my product

Tomorrow i fulfill my dream to have my own company office. It's small, a bit shit. But hey I'm only 18..

Agile development in a nutshell.

!Rant

Convinced my girlfriend to learn UI/UX design. She landed her first job last week and it's a good one :)

So proud

Just saw a post about css and came here to share this. Anyone feel the same about it?

Question: What's the difference between display: block and display: inline?

Me: Thanks for your time...

Whats the difference between a 32bit os and a 32byte os?

Found a security hole....

A fast food delivery service had an ID for every order it Said
"example.com/order/9237" - i go 9236... finds another persons order, address, and phone number

So What should i do?

i thought of making a crawler and then make statistics on everyones orders and send Them a link 😂

I don't usually put comment in my code. But when I do, it's not relevant anymore.

*inhales*

OVER 3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA

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GF: "Honey can you leave the PS and give me some attention?"
ME: "ofcourse!"

**Gives her 29 minutes of attention**

Ay, I'm kinda new here but i have to say everyone is very friendly here. ☺

For the riot: i love PHP

Doing "quick fixes" for some tickets instead of actually finding the cause of the break