Right ?

@dfox Thanks for the Stickers - Reached London today!

Best of both Worlds: Android on Phone, OS X for working. In my opinion everyone should use what he/she likes best. So no offense to anyone :) btw: I know that the Android Sticker doesn't look 100% like the original one.. it's all about the message behind it :)

When you're a fourth semester Java student and decide to try your hand at making an android app... Only to find that it involves almost none of what you've learned so far.

- mockup done and approved
- done with front-end
- first demonstration
- boss: I didn't like anything... At all

😑

I am seeing lot of repeated rants to get +1 and eventually free stickers 😔

I have a joke about UDP but you might not get it...

How everyone on DevRant was born

It's an app

For real? 🙄

I seriously hate egotistical developers. Just had an hour meeting where one developer side tracked and talked for 45 minutes about how important and great his code is. At one point he even literally said, "I'm a genius". It takes everything inside of me to keep it together and remain professional to him on a daily basis. Please don't be this guy

The last known image of a Cobol developer. #conspiracy #Illuminati

I need a woman that cooks, cleans and writes javascript so I dont have to deal with that shit.

Just last month we finished a big project for a client. The company had their lawyers make a contract to transfer ownership for the website to them.

One of the requirements was to deliver all code in a word file. And just that. In the whole contract was not a word about transfering the production environment to their servers. Or supplying a working version. The files and database. No just the word file.

As of today still wondering what they where planning to do with a word file with hunderds of pages of code.

Offcourse we deliverd a working version to their servers. But why are there people making decisions about things they understand nothing at all.

<rant about devRant>
Can people please stop posting images stolen from someone else trying to get some points. I'm here to read rants and other interesting things you encounter while working with software development, not look at memes. Thank you.
</rant about devRant>

Anyone else put in headphones with absolutely no intention of listening to anything, just to make people less likely to bother you?

Very Accurate

When you are from Italy and you joke with your own monuments.

First Law of code

Did u get it ?

I'm a newbie when it comes to programming. The thing I like about devRant is that I'm learning how not to be "that guy" from everyone's complaints.

Here's to devRant teaching us newbs how to not make as much of a mess of things.

Life of a software engineer.