Me: double-taps rant to like it
DevRant: "Pro tip: You can double-tap rants to like them"

Eureka! The IBM 5150 is on the internet!

How to upgrade your mac
Source: http://9gag.com/gag/avrwNqM/...

It's not stupid when it looks stupid but works!

fsck this!

When I'm bored I play developers roulette.

($RANDOM % 6 == 0) && rm -rf / || echo "Click"

So, Bing has an in-search code runner.
//Just leaving this here
//GoogleDoesnt
//YesGoogleIsBetter 70%OfTheTimes
//IHatePython

Once Ashish was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from Mumbai to Bangalore!

He was traveling alone!

Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!

Ashish was pleasantly Happy!

The lady kept smiling at him! This made Ashish even more Happy!

Then she went and sat next to him!

Ashish was bubbling with Joy!

She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear " Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me
else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me"

Ashish stared blankly at her!

He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote " I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say"

The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!

Ashish took her note, kept it in his pocket!

He got up and told her in clear tones..."Now shout & scream!!"

MORAL OF THE STORY : *DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT*

😄😀😄

Respect ...

section .data
msg: db "ASM, Love Or Hate?",10
msglen: equ $-msg

GLOBAL _start

_start:
mov rdx, [msg]
mov rdi, msglen
call print_stdout
mov rax, 0x3c
mov rdi, 0
syscall

print_stdout:
mov rax, SYS_WRITE
mov rdi, STDOUT
syscall
ret

Fucking someone has to fix the recruiting process.

Fucking who gives a shit about your experience, and what you did so long.

Here take this fucking shitty problem that I googled, so that I can judge you by this one fucking problem.

Oh, youve worked on variety of technologies? Fuck you.

Fuck these interviews. Fml.