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Sailor, CS student
Skills

Java, Android, Kotlin, Making Coffee
Location

Poland

Joined devRant on 7/27/2016

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Seeing my Dad write a game for his work (ecology research) makes me so happy.

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Just noticed you can ++ a rant by double tabbing it. Nice hidden feature :)

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I can now die in peace

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Me - "Hey, would you like a coffee?"

Linux User - "Let me tell you about Linux."

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When you don't care about data!

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"Describe your life in 3 words"

Me:

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Worst part of being a dev: Oracle

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Trick xor treat.
Because trick or treat makes no sense

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The 😥 when I am only six ++ from a stress ball

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You ever see a program and think, "I know how I would make that..."
Love that feeling.

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I wish Android Studio perform fast as much as Visual Studio.

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Chuck Norris programs in binary. Only using 0.

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So as new user I used devrant straight for 6 hours and this happened.
Am I the only one who thinks this helpful tip should be given at 3rd upvote and not 80th?

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To the guy who said that java is the best programming language. Sorry if it has been posted before.

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++ this rant coz you didn't knew clicking "devRant" refreshes the feed.

✌(◕‿-)✌

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I was just thinking... The JetBrains devs must enter the office and be like:
"Today I'm gonna program a programming program for others to program, and I'll do it on the programming program I programmed last year."

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devRant should add belly sizes in the avatar.

Girls always say they like my fat tummy.

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Holy shit android development is hard. I mean, either I'm spoiled with my packet managers in web development, or gradle just sucks.
I know these things have learning curves but jesus christ it's like hitting a brick wall.

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Finally picked up Mr. Robot, hope it is as good as you guys say it is

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"An unknown error has occurred."

Shoot me now.

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When you see that someone's rant got +19 so you upvote it so they can get stickers

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Frodo is a Hobbit. Are 8 Frodos one Hobbyte?

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Im curious. Who here based their avatar off of their irl look? I did...

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I need 175++ so I can use the stress ball as a ball gag in my coworker's stupid face.

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Holy shit my wife is pregnant.

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why is it so hard to convince people to start using slack chat and giving up sending internal emails?

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