My advice for new devs, or to all of us :)

Only a true master will know the right one

#truth

Google owns us.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

meanwhile in one of our country's text books......

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about.

So this is where my bus is heading...

Makes sense now

Can't wait for this to happen

A guy named Valter couldn't register on this website because the developer blacklisted *ALTER*, amongst other words, to prevent SQL injection.

Without words.

True dat

One of the most evil commands to completely screw a Linux terminal user.

alias cd='rm -rf'

Deletes the folder you want to cd in.

Me in a Windows vs Linux debate: "but can you play minesweeper during the installation?" - Linux wins

I see... the home gaming market wasn't very prominent when this was written.

I had no idea you could use GOTO in C#. This changes everything!

The best part about being a dev is solving problems with an infinite number of pieces, with people who are 10,000 times better than I am, from wherever I want. I get paid to basically play with Legos all day.

Hard to find that.

Just Kidding. I love C#

Amen :p

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Back end

Noob!!!!

When you need to be sure

Making the best of a bad situation

Big data is like teenage sex

QA engineers...

Does anyone else have a mini heart attack when you touch your pockets and can't feel your phone for a second?

At a movie when...