Stardew sends its regards.

Teacher to student: convert this active voice into passive voice: “I made a mistake”.
Student: “I was made by mistake”

If only you were as straight as you are now

visual studio...

When you don't have anything good to post so you make this

I'll just leave this here

"Yeah, I'm going to make my account super save! Lets give it a new and cryptic password!"
*Forgets password*

Guys, next to the moon right now, Jupiter.
Get away from your pc and. Take a look. Pretty amazing.

Well shit...

Why do I always work on a project intensively for 2 days, don't touch it for a week or two for reason X and then don't dare to touch it anymore.

Damn

Nooooo !
I fucked up !
Please tell me what is going to happen if a pentester fucks up ?

I was just curious about the codes the developer was typing remotely while they were containing important datas :/
Fuck me ! I thought it would be nice if i take some pictures of that amazing code so the other employees misunderstood !!
They think I was stealing data ! 😭

What should I do ?
What can I tell them ?

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

Back in those limewire days

So Google is currently talking to US Congress. And this guy is also there.

Lol, Microsoft finally gave up on Edge, and will go with a spin based on Chromium.

https://m.windowscentral.com/micros...

🤣 I was right when I said that Chrome is going to be the next internet explorer

My estus flask. #officesurvival

Saw this one on twitter. lol

"Ruins of Git"
by Paul Klee
1931
He already knew about it.

I'd do this soon to piss the professor off

Binary is easy to teach

Hello from Mauritius!

I just found my favorite editor in the shelves for cleaning products and couldn't help but buy it 🙃 but I'm afraid that when I open it, I might not be able to ever close it again...

Just opened localhost8000 and this is what I get

"Instead of searching for inspiration, how about you search out someone to inspire." - Tony Kim

i posted a question 43 seconds ago. there is no way you can read this whole question in 43 seconds and i already have a -1 downvote on stackoverflow.

i feel like these fucking cunts just downvote out of boredom just because they feel like it

Found this in our code today

So how many of us have read it? 😂😂

😥😥😥😥

This is how fucking evolution works.