HR: On your resume it says you went to Yale.
Me: Yes, for my sister’s graduation.

I can't believe that this platform is still not dead!! Aren't the devs ranting on X more?

Constructors, generics, collections, package versioning, immutability, syntactic sugar, option types? Meh.

Unused imports? NEVER!

#golang

what is LOVE?

To be locked in a dev-centered paradigm. I want personal projects that earn me money. I want my own business. But, it requires marketing. I have no respect for marketing people. I’m a dev, and that’s a common sentiment among devs. I have to get over it to achieve my goals, but it seems like I’m locked in a dev paradigm. I only see engineering.

None::<()>

I hope as never (`!`) gets stabilized in Rust, they come up with a clever heuristic to set it as the default value of generic parameters that cannot be deduced because the variants using them are never constructed.

Low Stress Jobs

Why was nobody given food at the developer conference?

It was a serverless function.

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.

Fun fact: WASD keys are actually named after their directions
W — Wupwards
A — Am going left
S — South
D — Definitely right

Man it really pisses me off when people try to manage shit by keeping all the windows on the same desktop, meanwhile i create a new desktop for every app i open.

The problem with getting more experienced is it is really hard to decide what to learn next.

It is like looking at netflix screen for an hour to pick up a movie and going to bed without watching it because you got tired.

I wish you luck 😂

Holy shit did Google become fucking useless

Today I spent a good hour looking to buy replacement / low-light lenses for my googles, and all I got were stores from US, or small stores that don't deliver across the Europe. When I gave up and opened Bing, the first result was the exact product I was looking for, from the brand's official EU store. I'm seriously considering switching to Bing now...

I really like the new Microsoft's WinUI website.

You have an instant insight of the quality of their UI.

My 60th Day of learning Html and Css,
#Kindly comment on Font colors. And font family🙏

#I now think am capable of handling javascript🙌
#Anyone with Javascript ROADMAP , kindly help🙏

I have, once again, figured out why I keep dropping C as a language. The answer is because the errors are incredibly unhelpful and actively want to implode your brain.

Examples currently being spat out by gcc for my driver:

`error: conflicting types for ‘block_read’; have ‘ssize_t(struct file *, char *, size_t, loff_t *)’ {aka ‘int(struct file *, char *, unsigned int, long long int *)’}`
`note: previous declaration of ‘block_read’ with type ‘ssize_t(struct file *, char *, size_t, loff_t *)’ {aka ‘int(struct file *, char *, unsigned int, long long int *)’}`

`error: initialization of ‘ssize_t (*)(struct file *, char *, size_t, loff_t *)’ {aka ‘int (*)(struct file *, char *, unsigned int, long long int *)’} from incompatible pointer type ‘ssize_t (*)(struct file *, char *, size_t, loff_t *)’ {aka ‘int (*)(struct file *, char *, unsigned int, long long int *)’}`

Go character by character for those types as listed, and tell me where they differ, because I can't find it.

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mark point of interest i don't know how to refactor but have a work around of avoiding additional changes on

nobody has feedback or alternative solution

tech lead and manager still approved MR

Nothing to say...

Way to go Xcode, you make something as simple as a splash screen an insane headache of cOnStrAiNts

WTF is going on

fuck you

Even the AI is woke

Boy oh boy do I need a vacation

Learn Golang.

Decrease the length of my to-do list

Tame the beast named Rust

Any OS discussion on devRant be like

Optimized a query today. Before it timed out after 10 minutes, now it takes 4.3 seconds. Very proud.

Wanted to leave but got a fat annual raise. Unsure how to feel now.

Googling why X sucks is always better research than googling why use X