Why the fuck it's so hard to name my open source project? Damm it.

Today I welcome a new bot into our little world.

Have you ever had the need to write "did you google it" before?

@lmgtfy will turn your comment into a lmgtfy search.

Just tag @lmgtfy and any text afterwards will be added to a search term. (Excluding emojis - because reasons)

People:I don't have to work that hard, I work smart.

Me too asshole. I work smart and hard. Guess what dick face, you can't out work me and that's how I leverage my passion.
#JustMorningRant

Well, you wanted to chat...

You went through .dll hell and survived the .jar hell.
Now you're developing in AngularJS... welcome to scope hell

alexa in action

just opened android studio ...

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Roger that!

That kind of bugs 😯

Sad but true

Theoretically I can build multicloud, geo reudant, load balanced, auto scaling infrastructure. But most of my workday I spent in outlook writing E-mails and arranging up meetings.

Me: I think my life is finally on track.

Life: REROUTING

Looking for a partner who knows of Unity 3D or artificial vision for an AR headset I'm developing. [more details]

This fucking annoying couple sitting front of me is making me feel sick.

The girl is crying and next minute she happy AF, again she sad like everything's gonna end. The boy doing all shit to keep situation under control, and he's probably stressed out as looking by his face.

I'm never gonna understand this shit.

Release Day

Today a few friends got together and built my gfs new computer. I just watched because.... I'm a hardware n00b :p

Anyways, it took them about 2 hours building all the stuff together and now we're done installing Windows from via disc. The problem is, it's 2015 windows. So we're updating.
And it already takes more time to update windows than building the actual computer.

Nice!

(Btw that's me in the background, super [not] comfy codepen-ing)

Lool 😂 😂...

Maintaining legacy codebase be like ...

Source: https://me.me/i/...

Every time I try to git init ,and push the code to github,
I always forget the cmds to do it!

Every freaking time ,I have to google.

People who can see without glasses are so lucky... I mean, how is it seeing for free?

What a great way to start your day and begin your fucking 2018

The cat just pissed on my laptop (it’s a macbook air)

Wet af

Stink af

Dried the fucking wet stink af laptop

It still works

But the fans gone crazy and slow af

Trying to reset the smc stuff

Nothing changes, still retarded

I want to open the bottom case but i dont have the screw driver

With its fucking limited 128gb storage i store my shits in cloud storages like google drive, dropbox and mega and my projects are stored in bitbucket so nothing to lose

Me : 1 vs Cat : 1

To my beloved cat:
I work hard using this damn laptop to provide food and home for you and you just take a piss on it.

https with resources that use http is like leaning in dramatically for a kiss then sneezing on her.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Blockchain + git + pm tool [more details]

When someone tells you they're a programmer and you ask them what language they use and they say,

English.

Wow, my girlfriend has been really efficient wrapping and organising the presents under the tree... You could say she’s a Swift Package Manager!!

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

P.S. happy chrismahannukwanzika!!

Fuck Webpack.

!rant

I will read through all of youuuuuuuu lol

Continuation of https://devrant.com/rants/642962/...

You are the decryption key to my encryption,
No one can access my heart except you.

You are the loop in my life,
I always keep coming back to you.

You are my nodemon,
You are always watching over me.

You are the / to everything I do,
Am nothing without you and I will always preserve you.

You are my increment operator,
You add value to my life.

To be continued 😉