Here I present the debian cat

The ONLY O'Reilly book i need desperately.

My partner has zero interest in coding and wants to have a baby, a week ago she started to yell install baby at me. Told her its not the right command. A few days ago she yelled apt-get install baby. Told her there was a user privilege problem. Today she came back with sudo apt-get install baby.

looks like we are going to have to have a baby!

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Backend vs. Frontend

welcome to hogwarts

best
have a good weekend

3 Easy step to learn and use git :
1. git commit
2. git push
3. git gud

Right now 😵

My boyfriend.

He's an amazing software developer, has a few more years of experience with me, and because he's not a colleague, I feel comfortable asking him dumb questions. Combined with his patience and willingness to explain things very thoroughly, it's helped my post college learning immensely.

I love that I can cook him dinner, and then go to him with a code smell that I found at work, and spend the meal discussing ways to make cleaner code. I'm not sure who the real winner is in that situation. Probably my employer, haha.

Devs don't beat around the bush

My wife said the magic words last night! "Teach me to code".

Dance like no one else is watching. Encrypt like everyone is.

just a small change

I'm a programmer and an aspiring cyber security specialist. Yesterday, after I gave a presentation about smart bulb hacking, I heard through a coworker that a cyber security company is interested in talking to me. Yay!

guy add proposal.txt;
git commit -m "Wish me luck";
git push

Story of most of us

Anyone else tell their apps and databases to "behave" and "no acting up", the day before they go on vacation for a week?

The struggle of a programmer

Well. Im officially addicted to computers, code and caffeine.

Have you ever seen such a comprehensive Title select?

Well I convert Shawarma into code.
Shawarma is Love.

we've all been there

I hate fucking searching for new job! But I hate my company also! And I hate autocomplete trying to suggest ducking! No I am never going to write fucking ducking!fuck!

A client who I freelance for just asked if they could invest in one of my side projects.

This is the best day of my programming career 😊

I agree

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man how to program, frustrate him for a lifetime

#oopsecurity

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