Ya right!!

Day 167, and they still don't know I'm hiding in plain sight

Hey! You there!
Are you sick of windows 10 sending you intrusive reminders about updates? Are you tired of random unscheduled restarts? Tired of feeling like you have no control over your own computer?

Take back control!
DO THE FUCKING UPDATE, YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT, USELESS, LAZY, PIECE OF DRY WANK!

Seriously guys: pick a time convenient to you, and take 5 or 10 minutes (when you're likely spending hours at your computer), and do them. Not only will you get rid of the annoying notifications, but you'll also keep your pc safe and secure by keeping up with security patches. C'mon people, it's really not that difficult.

And can we please, for the love of all things holy, stop the circlejerking? You're developers, you are the computer proficient. The only things a PC will do are the things you tell it to do. Dig deep, dig into the registry, dig into the services manager, dig into the fucking settings cos a good number of the most common complaints can be fixed in the basic options menu. Tell your computer to stop doing the things you don't like and it will stop.

It's really not hard!

Showing of my new setup.

Αll times classic.

LOL difference is clear

Don't try to be superhero😂

Boss: The site is slow, just redo the site in HTML5. HTML5 is fast.

At funeral

That weak moment when I googled “how to invert a boolean”

No credits, sorry

Friend: What is your New Year's resolution??

Me: 7680×4320

Friend: Stupid Nerd. *Walks aways*

That day of the year again.. Happy New year everyone!

Digging through my old favorites and found this, still makes me chuckle.

"Any product that needs a manual to work is broken." - Elon Musk

I lost a few friends.

Best DHCP server ever.

Sql is coming to town...

Did you say security?

FUCK PRINTERS.

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

Teacher: So, how are you gonna code this ? Whats your logic ??

Me:

Had this conversation the other day:

Girl: So, what do you do?

Me: I'm a Software Developer.

Girl: So you write 1 and 0 all the day?

Me: Yes!

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I actually work with C#

Where you're really into computers and shit but your parents forced you to become doctor.

pshht 🤫😄

I punch em in the face

I had to say this
D-5 til the finals and I just got an email.

I GOT A JOB AT GOOGLE!

the #1 android dev excuse for legitimately slacking off

Go home code, you're drunk.

Life saver