- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

Driver: "Where to?"
Me: "192.168.1.1"

My colleague and his modeling career

the difference between ctrl+c and ctrl+v, is I only hit ctrl+v 1 time.

Controllers are nice.
Controllers are fun.
But please don't throw all
Of the apps code into one.

For nearly 2 years I've been referring to Jetbrains 'Darcula' as Dracula.

So true ...

Never ask a woman about their age.

Never ask a man about their wage.

Never ask a dev about their bugs.

When the team isn't holding anymore

Toilet for new Agile team.

Pushed a month of work to production and left the office. Cool guys don't look at explosions

So you mean to tell me that this is where all my documents are stored?

That moment when you realise that stack overflow can't help you...

Meanwhile, in real life...

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

Or that...

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Exception handling.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

Me on day 1 of learning a new language:

True !!

At a funeral.....

A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?

Priest: Respect the dead

Visitor: All small letters ?...

So seems like Github is down... Anyway, happy Tuesday everyone!

Hardest part of support jobs.

I really feel insecure, when it threatens me!

Hot sellers!!