Sometimes it be like that...

We are forced to work from home until further notice . i am hating every second of it. Being home and not gaming or binging on anime / netflix feels like a punishment. im more productive in the office.

Anonymous : You're an engineer? prove it. name every computer ever.

Me : ..
for (let i = 0; i < computers.length; i++) {
computers[i].name = 'ever'
}

so im trying to get +10 on my profile, erm how do I go about doing that? Lol

Dude, for the hundredth time, stop leaving random chunks of commented out code all over the place in case we "need to find it easily later"...

This is literally the reason we use git.

No, I will not pass it in a code review. The same as last time. And the time before...

Dahhhhh

Google Apps Script is probably the worst scum of the earth I’ve come across in a while.

Shit documentation and JavaScript 1.6, really?

No wonder nobody uses this crap and has proper implementation of a vast variety of applications.

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

Oh boy, next week has been exhausting 🤔

You dare to use my spells against me?

Today I asked for a 5% rise. I got 10%.

Dear Dark Side #2

Open company projects on all screens
Open your hobby project bottom left screen
Code without guilt
Update company backlog

When the product manager comes with a new request

This annoyed me so you can have that feeling too.

It amuse me when managers are trying to be smart, so they pretend to understand all tech stuff but they just fool themselves and no one threat them seriously XD