When bae walks around naked to get you off the computer 👌🏻😁

Who all want "++" instead of "+1" 🤔

That awkward moment when you open a terminal and the non dev person next to you thinks you're hacking him.

Being a programmer can make you feel like batman to complete idiot in a minute

Guys guys...look

Interviewer: "Please demonstrate a simple program that outputs hello world in C."

*sweating profusely* me:

C C CCCCC C C CC
C C C C C C C
CC CC CCCC C C C C
C C C C C C C
C C CCCCC CCCC CCCC CC

C C C C CCC C CCC
C C C C C C C C C
C C C C C CCC C C C
C c c C C C C C C C C
Cc cC CC C C CCC CCC

Here's what I'm working with.

Up past midnight coding and figure I should take a break... So I check devRant 👍🏼

Troll Google

haha, I've got to start adding this to all of my code...

Perfect quote!!

How many of you work with C#?

when you view the source code on websites you visit to check out what they've got under the hood

apparently being in vacation doesn't exempt me from working.

This right here..😂

Am I the only programmer that doesn't drink coffee?

Final.zip
Final1.zip
Finalfinal.zip
final.v1.zip
Final.v2.zip

Project folder without git

Make sense ...

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

Did u get it ?

Thought this was funny

I'm a newbie when it comes to programming. The thing I like about devRant is that I'm learning how not to be "that guy" from everyone's complaints.

Here's to devRant teaching us newbs how to not make as much of a mess of things.

Project management

How I feel when people ask me to install software.

Yesh I'll do a quick restart and then continue work. Ah, silly me.

yes i am a developer, no i have not hacked facebook.

if (time >= 10)
{
SleepyTime();
}
else
{
WriteCode();
}

"Let's mark every issue a high priority so it all gets done faster."

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

rm -r all/my/studentloans