I wish i could code for 8 hours straight instead of getting interrupted every 20mins. That would be the life

know that person who brags about using linux, but uses wine for all his applications.

The whole javascript / java thing (which i suppose is an easy mistake to make to the uninitiated ).

The bright side is, it functions as a good litmus test.

That moment, when @dfox gives you more than +1))

"How are you going to do that?"

"I don't know..."

"I need an estimate."

"40 hours."

"Why's it going to take that long?"

"I couldn't find the right stack overflow article."

"Is it an impostor syndrome or am I good at pretending?"

I hate it when you live the cliche...

fangirling over the Google I/O 2016 announcements

Which one to choose???

haha, I've got to start adding this to all of my code...

rm -r all/my/studentloans

Message for cause in our language...

DBA life

That guy died...

every top answer for a problem relating to xcode on SO: "try restarting xcode."

Declare variables ... Not War! #peace

I'm not crazy. I just like talking to 127.0.0.1

That moment when agile means "I will sneak in new feature requirements in with your bug tickets even though our sprint is supposed to be only stabilization". Thanks PM Lord.

fuck me. I started the night with the question "what are classes, in JavaScript?", did a lot of reading, and just came to the conclusion "religious colonialism.", and I didn't even read a single Crockford essay.

I'm just going to give up, go learn Haskell, get a lambda tattooed on my ass, and be done with it.

Why didn't I comment my code on Friday...

When as JavaScript developer you need to do Java Android. And not the simple kind of tasks... I have 0 knowledge on the whole Android platform.. FML

*drinks while coding*
*next morning* 'Da fuq?'

So wants to make an AI this summer? #motivation

Scope creep..

when you spend hours and days working on something and it actually works...am I forgetting something. I don't trust it.

As lead developer I was not allowed to implement automated testing as "we don't have time for that" - you have no idea how much time it would save!