Things used to be simple🤔

C++ always lies to me

I feel like a stalker now... or I invented a better Algo. Just show me the rants from the people I've followed and also the ones they've +1'd.

Sorry @sirwindfield for making u the example, but hey ur on devrant.io anyway...

But I guess this was the Twitter feature that no one wanted... o well... that's why I program, I can do whatever I want :)

YouTube still knows how to make the best out of a 500

Do you guys think this is appropriate?
What am I missing?

Anyone else here ever used a bit of bluff to land a job?

Fuck yeah!!! After five days of fiddeling round in assembly without any sort of tutorial finally, im there :)

Could this be true?

Wife + Husband + Java

Look at the 'k' in 'keyboard'... Fuck this fucking shit. I'm wasting my life with this stupid things

When you go to a programming competition website and it looks like it's from the 1900s and then you see this...

When you know your code will stop working at some point.

someone tell a programmer at Steam to up the vertex buffer size 😹

Why da heck did I get a slim case?

This little part of my life is called happiness.

Hopefully one day everyone will understand

GOT THE JOB

Here I am wondering why the array only has 1 item after the loop finishes. I wonder if it's because the array I'm pushing too is INSIDE the loop...😁

When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

"Shit, did we just send that notification to everyone?" - some dev, probably

That moment when you got a new monitor but have to wait 4 more days for the mini DisplayPort to DVI adapter to arrive to be able to use it 😫

it's gonna be long night - after drank vodka 😂

Tesco.com, you deep pool of creamy baby shit. I've tried to reset my password three times already. My new password has way more entropy than your mathematically impaired rules command, but apparently using password managers is bad practice. It should be about having at least one special character, not EXACTLY one. I've got lots of uppercase characters, not PRECISELY one.

my buddy intern 😂😂

to all those smart-asses who kept praising Windows for the new "active hours" feature as opposed to forced restart when updates are downloaded.

I work more than 14 hours a day, WILLINGLY!

I'm converting some old stylesheets to sass and found this gem. How drunk I must have been to write something like this o.0

When I was a kid, I saw "War Games". I was awed by the power of technology and the posibility of the AI. That was the moment when I decided that I wanted to be a dev.

Moved into my a new house. No internet yet, and my mobile data barely connects. Real life horror story.

2 Days.
Thousands of lines of code analyzed.
Dozens of log files across 6 servers.
Countless pots of coffee.
Much power metal.
...
One line of code.

Bug fixed.

One of the best feelings is when you're hip deep in code refactoing and you're delezing old code with your new and shiny code.