Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

Implementing a while loop subconsciously

"Professor, my if loop isn't working!"
IF LOOP!?!?!?!! 😫🔫

‎Ways of doing a for loop.

Looping in kitchen be like

Why😂😂😂😂

The endless loop of Linux gaming problem.

Everyday :/

“That regex almost worked, lemme just tweak it a bit–”
*2 hours later*
“Fuck it we’re processing strings character by character with a while loop like granddad did.”

Math: the imaginary unit is i.
Electrical engineering: no, it's j.
C hacker: hands off my loop variables!

Well played sir, well played! 😁😁

Th nested for loop 😂😂😝

*🤣*
This is certainly funny

Just replaced a 300 line switch case with a simple if statement inside a foreach loop.
Feels sooo good man

When you forget to exit a loop

#devlife

He is doing his fucking best ok.

The Infinite Loop :p

Boss: Oh can you add this feature?
Me: I added that function already and you said to take it out.
Boss: Can't you just copy and paste it from an earlier version?
Me: No its really not that simple, I removed a bunch of tables and went to town cleaning the code so it's super quick and "sexy fast" as you put it.
I go home, work all night and forget to eat.
nextDay++;
Boss: Actually just hold back on that, I'm having second thoughts.

When a project seems to be in an endless for (fucks sake) loop.

I wonder what happens if you accidentally make an infinite loop on a quantum computer.

My cs prof just said if loop.

Deadly loop...

The Programmers's circle :|

Going to forums asking for help as to why my nested for loop wasn't working correctly after the first loop only to realise I was using the variable i for both loops...

Felt like an absolute twat

"There is a network loop"

in python script; a for loop inside a recursive function to slow down stdout. i don't know time.sleep(n) back then

There's loop hole in between. :D

Took me 2 fucking days to figure out why the loop wasn't working, biggest facepalm ever.

if(iterator.hasNext()){

// some awesome code

}

Just completed my first watercooling loop. Damn is this awesome

Son: Dad what's a infinite loop?
Dad: I don't know ask your mom!.
Son: Mom what's a infinite loop?
Mom: I don't know ask your dad!.
Son: Dad what's a infinite loop?
Dad: I don't know ask your mom!.
Son: Mom what's a infinite loop?
Mom: I don't know ask your dad!
........ 😒

Been programmed to write the loop this way

Infinite loop...

Got a story assigned with no requirements listed this sprint. Since I finished the rest already I was like, lets be pro-active and see what it's about during the stand-up.

Me: Hi, I only have story X remaining, what's it about, there are no requirements listed in Jira?
SM: Yeah person Y is going to reach out to you with the reqs.
Me: Ok, when is Y going to reach out?
SM: Y doesn't have time now, will probably be in 2 weeks.
Me: Ok, so why is the story included in this sprint then?
SM: Because they want X implemented this sprint.
(Me wondering if the Scrum Master is familiar with infinite loops, thinking let's try this out)
Me: Ok, if X should be completed, can Y reach out to me with the requirements?
SM: Y doesn't have time now, will probably be in 2 weeks.
Me: Ok, why is the story included in this sprint then?

Stand-up lasted a lil' longer today... Hope the SM got the message not to assign stories without reqs or clear communication anymore.

while (person.isEmployedAsDev())
rant();

Instead of a loop, he wrote it by hand line for line... My eyes man... My eyes...

I've never seen someone this desperate to show the splash screen

Always remember: Every time you write a for loop like that: for (int i = 1; i <= n; i++) a cat dies!

Damn you stackoverflow!

Why can't we declare an answer as outdated or deprecated or just plain out wrong!

I like that you have so many questions, yet when the correct solution is a 0-upvoted by a 0-rep user hidden at the very bottom between a huge amount of wrong answers and whereas the *accepted* yet wrong answer has upvotes that are skyhigh, it just wastes my time.

All that is achieved is a feedback loop enforcing a faulty answer will accumulate ever more upvotes. And waste somebody else's time in the future as well.

I cannot add the correct information, as that would harm the author's intent. I cannot edit the faulty answer to state that there is a better answer, as that would be an attempt to reply. I can downvote it, yet that just a tiny drop on a very hot stone.

All I can do is add a comment pointing to a correct answer, yet that is easily overlooked.

Come on, stackoverflow! This is madness!

20 for loop instead of a recursive solution

First world problems.
New GPU to long for current loop.

Need to redo that anyway.

Every time I need to check loop iterations.

For love i

I've heard a lot about four loops, but how do three loops work?

ORG 0000H
MOV R0,#00H
MOV R1,#50H
MOV R2,#00H
MOV R3,#60H
MOV R4,#05H
MOV DPL,R0 LOOP:
MOV DPH,R1
MOVX A,@DPTR
CPL A
MOV DPL,R2
MOV DPH,R3
MOVX @DPTR,A
INC R0
INC R2
DJNZ R4,LOOP
END

Meanwhile for loop in the stadium

Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop Getting stuck in a while loop
Getting stuck in a...[read more]

Ticket : "I have a blank page when I load this page"
I open the script (php), I see at least 7 nested foreach loop starting with a 2600+ long array. I spot the buggy loop. I mark the ticket "may need refactoring". I go drink a beer with colleagues.

Classmate: 'Can you help me with this if loop?'

Me: 'No, nobody can!'

The dev's infinite loop 💤💤💤💤😴😴😴

Infinite loop...

GF: Honey... What is that thing called... It's like a neverending if statement...
Me: ... A while loop?
GF: YEAH!! It's a while loop in the brain!

Writing a tic-tac-toe player in Prolog. So much fun solving a problem with only rules and no loop control 😍

me: "aye im a cool functional programmer, monads are useful, whats up loop using plebs'

also me: *passes input argument as terminating condition*

literally lol'd out loud when I saw this. Found in the source of popular event loop library libev, in ev.c line 214:

Something tells me my while loop isn't working as I had intended...

// to understand infinite loop, see the bottom of this file.

At the bottom of the file:

// to understand infinite loop, see the top of this file.

This F***ing government college faculty crossed my complete answer of a F***ing bubble sort in 3rd year of Mathematics & Computing by saying and I quote, " Why is this i loop inside of j loop?" and after getting again on my feet after listening and understanding this absurd statement, I tried to explain to which he asked ne to show any book where it is written like this.

To i loop and j loop he meant the variable name in for loops, 🤬🤬🤬🤬
these f***ing reserved government professors in elite institutions like IITs

My brother is just like f*cked up program:

Fortnite > Movies > TV Series > Fortnite > Movies > TV Series > F...

Yes, infinite loop and memory leak at its' best.

How to make loading animation in terminal quick and dirty

Loop through these, print them, and replace them with the next one
\ | / --

Write a loop to download porn and fill your drive. Thank me later.

Stucked in the loop.

Why do I always here beginners say "If loop"??? Where does this come from?

Opening visual studio prompts me visual studio is not responding hit debug opens up visual studio then not responding again.

Endless loop!

Wrote for-loop without learning it in school-lesson.

Teacher says I have a gift...

The loop talk between two Indian guys!

Stuck in a loop called life. Where is the fucking return statement.

Could an AI fall into an infinite loop of trying to name itself?

I once saw this comment inside two embedded empty loop :

// WHY, OH GOD WHY!

Turns out somebody deleted the content but not the loop. The next dev added the comment but kept the loop.

God damn it lastpass, how the hell do you get a memory leak and an infinite loop in a fucking browser extension?! Using 7GB of RAM and all 8 cores @ 3,4GHz!!

Infinite loop in real life :/

X: Where is your house?
Y: Near Ramesh's house.
X: Where is Ramesh's house?
Y: Near my house.

just realized puting else continue in my while loop was redundant. lol

How for loop works

infinite loop in nature

Wanted to play a new game this WE.
It's quite demanding so decide to boot into Windows, because NVIDIA driver support.
Haven't booted Windows 10 in a month so I start early in the morning to do the updates.
After about 3 hours all Windows and steam updates were installed and I finally start the game.
I play for a couple of hours until suddenly - blue screen
I rebooted and was faced with another blue screen right after the Windows logo. Didn't even reach the login screen.
So here I am with a Windows install that is stuck in a boot - blue screen - boot - system repair - blue screen loop and a shitty gaming WE.

Thanks Microsoft!

Prod issue causes by index out of range error...wtf....

How hard is it to write a for-loop....

Once made simple .bat file that opens itself.
Changed the icon to Internet Explorer(yea i know what you are thinking but it was like 2003 or smt.)
Victim clicks the shortcut.
BANG! Endless loop of same application eventually freezing everything.
12 years old and feeling like a damn hacker feelsgoodman.jpg.

Monday, the loop beginning again.

Ah, the old locked up non-gui thread. Bastard gets me every time. My monkey brain says "Button still work, so no infinite loop". Oh, but there DO be infinite loop.

Every for loop is internally a while loop right ?

Who didn't do this before knowing about loop?

Regarding my last rant: I AM FUCKING DUMB!

When I receive data from the master Arduino, a hardware interrupt runs and oversteps my main loop stuff!

Lesson? NEVER WRITE HARDWARE LATCHES ON THE MAIN LOOP WITH A HARDWARE INTERRUPT WHICH IS MOST OF YOUR FUCKING CODE!!

Python is stuck in a loop

And yes, I stole this gif from 9GAG.

My IT teacher in high school. Got me into programming, helped me take programming from a hobby to a career and is still helping me today. Honestly one of the coolest people I know.

Life is one big while(bool){loop};

-six months ago-
"Yo! Let's learn a web framework and build some sick apps!"
"Fuck yeah!"

-yesterday-
"Yo! Should we start doing that thing we talked about?"
"Fuck yeah!"

When you're so deep in the loop and have no idea what int i, ii, iii and iiii do.

for rant in rants:
if rant.isawesome():
rant ++

just wrote a 16 times nested loop, i feel OP right now

int counter=0;

void loop()
{
if (counter>=10)
{
// nothing
}
else
{
Serial.println(counter);
counter++;
}
}

This is what I call bureaucracy

The best way by far to loop a method while debugging......

Understanding JavaScript - Event loop, message queue and job queue

Every time...

Just inserted a setTimeout() inside a while loop, my browser didn't like it

Python for loop

i figured a sign with an infinite loop made by a robot was funny.

Here I am wondering why the array only has 1 item after the loop finishes. I wonder if it's because the array I'm pushing too is INSIDE the loop...😁

My loop checked a variable, then the next 5 nested loops checked it again, then started over. It was a hard coded variable I forgot about.

I just made my code OCD

Using x as the loop iterator instead of i

When you try to figure out why the program won't break out of a loop.

There's this little, self-loathing sigh I do every time my program locks up because I forgot to iterate inside a while loop

Chuck Norris can loop forever without causing a stack overflow. We refer to this as "time".

Making a loop is like taking a dump:

If you dont manage all the shit, you'll end up with an overflow.

Made a backup script today that backs up our site files and database (total size 34gb, we have 70gb storage)

the script takes 1:10 hours to far the website files and backups up the database and somehow when running in a detached terminal because my boss wanted me to run it at 4:20pm when I'm leave at 5:05pm( what could go wrong) it went in a infinite loop and filed our storage.

Our provider just called our boss that his drive is full ( why can you even see that)

Well it will not be a fun morning tomorrow

while(true){
while(beTired()==true){
goRelax();
}
while(beBored()==true){
goProgram();
}
}

That's a fucking infinite loop

When i'm in the coding zone i listen the same song on loop, is that weird?

Just had to write an old-skool for loop. Index...termination condition...whole works. I feel dirty.

Bit embarrassing as someone saw me writing it, thought I was a hacker and informed the authorities. Spent the last hour being waterboarded.

We had a big laugh about it when they realized I was just fixing bugs in a legacy app.

National Security. Hilarious.

*Program crashes*
Colleague looks over my shoulder : While loop?
Me : ...while loop.

It's been two years...my brain just refuses to write non-infinite while loops. I tend to avoid them as much as I can cause every time, without fail, first time I create one I crash something.

Not having to deal with traffic or public transport. It would save me 2-3 hours a day

Synonyms of counter:
i
j
k
x
#loop

A Coronavirus tracker made with Vue and stuff. Gave me the opportunity to learn Vue. Pretty cool

Help, please :D
My girlfriend came to visit me and now her laptop is bricked (boot loop). She has the WIP of fall creators.

When you spend half an hour long at your code wondering why your do while loop only works once.
Then you realise there is a return just before the end of the loop.

Today was not a good day

We should get rid of loop invariants. They are cumbersome and counter-intuitive (hopefully someone gets the inside joke).

When I was really new to JavaScript, I wanted to create an image gallery with images which I stored in a MySQL database. Well, I did not really had a clue how to load all the image sources into my JavaScript to load the images. I also didn't know much about fetching an endpoint of my website to get the data asynchronously.

I also wasn't a good database architect at that time and my database had an image table wich was for the gallery. Within this table there were multiple columns for one image slider (there should be multiple sliders on one page in the gallery (I know... 🤢)).

So I ended up writing an PHP loop wich printed Javascript loops for each row in my images table. Within my JavaScript loop I created the sliders and set the images.

In my defense I can say: It worked. 😅

It hurts to remember this. And I hope you won't judge me.

Yesterday I killed a production server with a handful of sites running on it. 😬

Created an observer for one of my Laravel models. It was generating new translated slugs when another post gets translated by an API. While implementing also an updated method besides the created observation I obviously updated the models slug.
Pretty confident this small update will work I just pushed to production. Tested it live.

BOOM

Hard reset on the server redoing the changes. Searching where I fucked up this time...

Finding me observing the updating while updating the updating of the updating by the updating. 🤦

When mysql_query gets called inside of a loop that is inside of a loop.. While the could've used a one liner mysql command...

Best of all they don't think that this doesn't effect performance...

Times I have run into event loop / closure related issues in my 10+ years of JavaScript app development: 0

Times I have run into event loop / closure related issues in my 10+ years of interviewing: Uncaught RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded

SHEESH

If only I could close that tab with an infinite loop without opening task manager... Please

*Puts the same music in infinite loop through a whole afternoon of coding*
*Gets tired of the music after 2 hours and a half (my playlist contains some dope musics)*
*Removes the infinite loop to let the next music come*
*Head starts to headbang by itself when the next music starts*
*Puts said music to infinite mode*
*Repeat*

Here's something not quite a rant, but relatable. And an issue. For me at least.

------

You get really proficient with a set of tools.
- Can solve things in an efficient & elegant manor.
But it's now boring.

You find some new exciting stack, research like a madman. Possessed.
Your perfectionist self, seldom doesn't want to settle.
You burn out from pressure & deadlines.
You feel inadequate, imposter syndrome settles in.

You reminisce of the easy days when you (thought) knew everything.

Decide to rebuild using that past stack.

Gets bored.

You notice something new & exciting.. loop iterates to next repetition.

Loop in python

Found this on prod

Don't know who did this but wwhhhyyyy do you need to add foreach loop😅

Just add directly

Debugging a java program for hours only to find that the mistake was a semicolon just after the for loop declaration FML

How does this happen? An endless loop maybe?

My brain goes into infinite loop when an Interviewer asks, what was the hardest thing you did at your job?

a meeting on why we are behind on a project. a meeting about meeting about being behind.... too many useless meetings

uni prof: "you can't make an infinite for loop. Infinite loopsnare only possible with while loops"....
I think it's not what he meant, but it was a while ago and I forgot the context, but multiple students made a 'what the fuck?' noise.

Life can be simplified with code. We're all running on an infinite loop. Eventually, we come across an unexpected bug and crash.

Someone made an infinite recursion loop through the aws cloud and racked up 86,000$ of bills in a few hours

Dev side not really, but we're in the tourism industry, so it's pretty bad. Rough out there

I solved this bug today just to get good sleep at night by not brainstorming every solution.
Here I am thinking about the different scenarios to test my code!!I think I'll sleep peacefully tomorrow!!

Manager: Why not use the alibaba cloud?
Me: Because balbalbal...

After two week

Manager: Why not use the alibaba cloud?
Me:....

Infinite loop!!!

Infinite while loop.

Never came home.

So I'm writing this code, that does 2 important things, that cannot be seperated. I run the code, thing1 is correctly executed, thing2 not. No fucking idea, why this happens. Execute again, same result. Debugg the wohle thing, now everything works fine.
WHAT?
I check the code, there are no background tasks, no paralell processing, nothing that should go wrong.
Asking a Senior developer for help, he also has no fucking idea. He tells me to try to wait one second between the two things. Looking for a delay() or wait() function in my programming language but there is none. Ok, building my own delay, writing a "do 1000 times" loop, calculate some shit in it. Execute the code, it works perfectly.

Nobody has a fucking idea, why this is happening and why this solution is working, but now the code is productive and it works fine.

When the client asks shit that you already went over in a meeting the previous day.

Time Wasted: 30 Minutes

Problem: Put the .add(myObject) statement OUTSIDE the for loop.

Solution: Today.Quit() || Coffee.Make();

The worst infinite loop of all.

while(hasPoopOnTP( )){
if(goodEnough( )){
break; //it's never good enough
}
ass.wipe( );
}

that ankward moment when you generate a javascript infinite loop and you are not able to close or reload the window

Proceeds do install docker on Windows.
> Reboot loop

Oops!! I just forgot to increment a loop variable in a while loop. ended up in an infinite loop :(

I seriously need a break.

Error: Break statement not within loop or switch

FUUUU!

It takes a while to run each iteration of a loop.

Trying to debug Ajax calls running in infinite loop

What's your favourite song while you develop a software that you can listen on loop?

New loading animation of YouTube. Loading loop never plays the video.

Not a rant, but I was offered dev positions at 2 companies. Excited to start working as a developer! I guess I'll get to post actual rants soon.

Nobody cares in this world of infinite loop of misery and happiness .

I feel like um in a loop

while Alive:
wake up
eat
code
sleep

Trust me guys for loop saves life.

Windows Update prompted me to install the 1809 update for Windows 10 recently.

I left the machine for a while and came back to find it frozen at a completely blank screen.

It eventually restarted...and got stuck in a continual loop where the Windows logo would flash for a second and then instantly restart again.

The restart occurred so early in the boot process that I couldn’t even get it into recovery mode or do anything with it to fix it.

So I had no choice but to reinstall Windows from scratch and reinstall and restore all my software and files. Took about 7 hours.

Not happy!

That awesome momemt when you realize that the lamda function is slower than for loop 👊🏻

loop {

So I want to write a simple program in language X. Create a new project. Language X does not have this feature. Okay, Let me write a library that does that for language X. Create a new project. What was I doing again?!

}

i have been browsing trough my gists and this is what I have found.

HAI
HOW DUZ I PRINTSMILE
VISIBLE "SMILEZ!"!
IF U SAY SO

HOW DUZ I PRINTSMILEZ NUMBERZ
I HAS A SMILEZLINE ITZ ""
IM IN YR LOOP NERFIN YR NUMBERZ WHILE NUMBERZ BIGGR THAN 0
SMILEZLINE R SMOOSH SMILEZLINE AN "SMILEZ!" MKAY
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
VISIBLE SMILEZLINE
IF U SAY SO

VISIBLE "O HAI! NOT MY WERK! LOL!:):)DIS WAY CUZ I LIEK SMOOSH:)"

I HAS A COUNTER ITZ 3
IM IN YR LOOP NERFIN YR COUNTER WHILE COUNTER BIGGR THAN 0
PRINTSMILEZ COUNTER
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
VISIBLE ":)N DIS WAY CUZ QUESTION. LOL!:)"
COUNTER R 3
IM IN YR LOOP NERFIN YR COUNTER WHILE COUNTER BIGGR THAN 0
I HAS A UDDERCOUNTER ITZ COUNTER
IM IN YR INNERLOOP NERFIN YR UDDERCOUNTER WHILE UDDERCOUNTER BIGGR THAN 0
PRINTSMILE
IM OUTTA YR INNERLOOP
VISIBLE ":)"!
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
VISIBLE ":)LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!:):)KTHXBYE"
KTHXBYE

int rantLevel = 0;
while(true) {
rantLevel++;
}

Join the army! Create an infinite loop with your favorite language and comment it 🤔

Public transport is slowly getting quieter and quieter. One side of my enjoys the silence and space, but the other side wishes I had the option to not take it either.

Everyone WFH, I envy you...

Was writing a multithreaded program in Java with an infinite while loop (for waiting). The thread was never preempted. Added a print statement inside the while loop and everything started working :/

Now I need to print a stupid message just so the program works :P

If I can't solve it with two ifs and a loop, do I really even want to solve it?

when you get infinite loop after hours of coding

"The time I've wasted, madefaka"

Yay just froze my PC with an infinity loop 😒

Nicotine and caffeine. Oh and endless loop of relaxing jazz music from youtube

God I hate this loop they have us running in. It was nicer before I was self aware of it.

The programmer got stuck in the shower, because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said:
Lather, Rinse, Repeat

mov ecx, 2
today:
nop
nop
nop
nop
nop
nop
nop
nop
mov ecx, 2
loop today

loop: while (awake && !cup.isEmpty()) {
drink(cup);
work;
}
cup.put(Drinks.COFFEE);
goto loop;

Error in linux be like D∈∀DL❍⊂κ:
Can't install module <a> dependent on 3 other.. trying to install one of those 3 and here comes again.... Can't inatall this module depends on <a>

Have I ever done acid?

No, but I have used await in a forEach loop...

vscode for now. I swap editors when I get bored of one. All editors have something cool to them. Except Vim. Screw Vim.

So I spent all day today trying to debug a C++ Program and after hours of digging into the code , I realized i had copy-pasted a for loop and had forgotten to change the loop variable from i to j. 😑

> Teacher uses a for loop to draw random dots
> Teacher explains we can't adjust the individual dots after the loop
> Teacher says we need to use classes
> Teacher creates classes
> Teacher doesn't show a solution to the initial problem
> Me is triggered as fuck

The stupid shits I see...

Dt = dateadd ("s",5,now)
Do while Dt < now
Loop

WHY DO YOU NO THREAD.SLEEP ()?

My TL always calls if block as *IF LOOP*...😐

Out of the loop...

Why was the chill people thread deleted?

Writing for a loop

Start teaching it terrible standards and a misrepresentation of the world so the feedback loop breaks.

Someone just explain me why. I really can't figure other reason that beeing too lazy to think a condition while writing a "while loop".

At university, a colleague asked me what i think of his code. I see something like that:

while ( 1 ){
...
if (condition)
break;
...
}

Am I a fucking genius thinking that just moving condition into while will improve readability, or am i a fucking stupid ? Really not the first time seeing this, maybe i am missing something.

He: Please help me understand loop vs iterator..
Me: Loop is which iterates over data
He: Then what's Iterator?
Me : Iterator is when we loop over data

As a beginner at programming, I've never really appreciated or understood the point of a simple for loop until I've had to use an if/else loop 200 times

parse_str($_SERVER['QUERYSTRING'],$qry_arr);
when you see tha 4 time before he actually uses the qry_arr in a loop...

It all started with this question 😆

My Coding Loop :

while (working) {
coding();
createNewBug();
if (bugs != 0) {
fixTheFuckingBugs();
if (bugs != 0) {
fuckMySelf();
} else {
continueWorking();
}
}
}

An extra, accidental semicolon after a for loop can be a real pain.

I'm a bit out of the loop. What is JARVIS. Please explain.

When you are dreaming about you being stuck in a never ending loop of string escape... Nightmares...

Set the AI to run a while loop until it has finished watching/playing every video on YouTube from start to finish;

People are dumber than I thought they were. Programming != fixing wifi everyday

Loop in real life

Anyone know of OSSU? It seems cool, but I don't know anyone that has any experience with it. Would be doing it part time to fill all the gaps of my self learning journey

After spending almost all the day trying to find out what was wrong with my code, re-reading all my class, thinking that the universe does not make sense anymore, I find that one loop control variable that I was changing had a duplicate inside the loop. Damn you compiler, why did you not warn me?