I love the Hollywood Technical Jargon Generator:

"The SDRAM transmitter is down, compress the auxiliary address so we can synthesize the GB matrix!"

How a Production Deployment feels like

Web Developers work in the view of a Customer

I don't really like the way how JavaScript does a foreach loop. Either you have to use the "for in" loop, or you have to use the "Array.prototype.forEach" function which opens a new scope.

Just a quick Tip for our jQuery Users: There is a difference between $(document).ready() and $(document).on("ready")! I learnt it the hard way :)

You know you are worth for Senior when you explain a Task to some Junior 20 times in about 1 hour and you are only a bit upset about it. And the best is: you could have done it by yourself in 3 minutes

I am Root

Typical Developer Day

When the Tester is not at his Desk 😂

For all JS Frontend Developers: Learn to use the Developers Tools. Use Breakpoints and the Stack for Debugging.

Never indent your code with tabs!

Random Guy: So you wrote all this in Java?
Me: JavaScript
Random Guy: Yea. What i said. It's the same!
Me: *triggered*

Boss: Who knows VB?
Me: I once wrote a calculator
Boss: Good enough! You will edit the companies biggest VB Application.

Lesson learned. When your Boss asks if you know a programming language you do not really know, you are like John Snow: Know nothing