So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...

but.....

can't stop laughing

When after hours of coding it compiles without errors or warnings on the first try

Thank God they named it DevRant, not BitchBucket

We will fix this bug in next century...

https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_b...

That is about right 😂😂

To understand recursion, first you need to understand recursion

if(!pain)
{
gain=null;
}

To infinity and beyond.... 😓

No way you are touching my code.

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

Truth.

So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

The everyday software development process:

I can’t fix this!

Crisis of confidence 😕
Questions career 😳
Questions life 😩

...oh it was a typo, cool 😆 🙌

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Manager: how is the progress, can we deliver it by next week?
SACH: i am having trouble with MYSQL server.
Manager: if yours is not working, take someone elses, i will talk to them
SACH: 😐

I feel sorry for those students who took computer studies and not having to enjoy a slightest bit of programming 😕

not a number is not a number because it's a number

right right right!!

Waiting for your coworker to try the cd command in bash when you have made an alias to exit

And the wait for the coworker begins..

Watching a user test your product for the first time...

When I hear sales guy using technical terms in the wrong context while doing his sales pitch to a client...

For years I've felt confident that my system was idiot proof with only one button to click through the process.

Today a user proved me wrong.

"Can you help me make an app? I've got this perfect idea, but I can't tell you what it is until you've said yes."

SIGH. I wish these people knew that perfect ideas are worthless, there are plenty of them. Perfect executions of good ideas are what has value.

When my co-workers thinks it is fun to add this to my bashrc when i was away:

alias cd='exit'

Lesson #2731 - A backup on the same device is not a backup.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"