Management: "We have a Team Building session next week"
Colleague A: "Paintballing"
Colleague B: "Go-Karting"
On the day: "Welcome. Today we will be playing an IT Helpdesk Role Playing Game"

Kill me.

Well, I found this while stumbling across Instagram, true shit.. 😂

Using task manager to kill task manager

I had my first ever dev interview yesterday, at a local cybersec startup(FullStack Python position)

I think it went smooth, they said if we continue the process they would give me a small dev task to complete to prove my abilities, and asked how much time of notice to give my current employers before leaving.

I can't wait to leave 4 years of sysadmin and finally move on to be a (professional) developer! 🤞

Why windows you did this to me. It's very painful.

Hey guys and girls! Wanna see some booshiet?

So in Telegram there is this funny little game called Lumberjack where you need to click left and right to cut the branches. My and my fellow students played this in the group. Then I got bored for like 30 minutes and decided to write a little bot which checks where the branches are with pixel detection and sends a left/right click to the window. Imagine my friends faces when all of sudden my score was 500+ and the character ran through this like a fucking jackhammer :D
#justmebeingaprogrammer

Upgrade! :D

My girlfriend dumped me coz I named a js prototype on her, she said I treated her as classless.

Being a Node.JS developer is like...

oooops, we did it again

I feel more productive at night! Who do?

I relay on Google maps as fuck. I don't know what I would do without it.

So I made this devRant logo for Forza Motorsport 7. It’s nothing perfect, but you can stick it to your bumber!

I'll never again compress my HTML, such a spagetti!