Life goals

I do not give a flying fuck which Linux distro you are using.

Leaving out comments assuming your code is readable enough. Code != English

Dear javascript.

Kindly go fuck yourself sideways.

typeof null === "object"

Hmm. Sure.
source: ifunny

Finally found a way to keep track of my ever expanding studies and how to prioritize them as relevant > how interested I'm > how urgent it is (as in it'd be a game changer if I had this skill right now).

It's called a ternary diagram (just in case you wondered)

Fuck You MS. Linux All The Way.

CurseMeSlowly has changed username to cursee.

Here are the best ML memes from /r/programmingHumour

Fuckers

God word..😂😂😂

How it feels when u start a project with friends and those fuck their ass and take credit themself only .

"I know u are reading this guyz so just go fuck your asses"

I was not able to write a word today. Hate it when this happens.

Zero focus.

pure fuck

Bring it on

Programming is the process of putting bugs in your software 😂😂

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

> finds awesome software
> finishes trial period
> looks at pricing
> looks at bank account
> cries in a corner

Client: "My Internet isn't working!"

Me: "You've got your own one?"

*me coding in Atom in world history class*
*Teacher walks over*
Teacher: Are you on task?
Me: I'm taking notes.
Teacher: It doesn't look like it.
Me: I set a dark theme for Microsoft Word.
*Teacher walks away*

Tinber=Tinder+Uber [more details]

☕

I'm a CoCoCo: Coffee to Code Converter

When i Code , I feel like i should take a break,
After Taking a Break,
WTf why I took the break , now what this code do !!!

OMG guys, a girl asked me to teach her how to program!!! Should I marry her now???

What's a web & developer? Just saw this on LinkedIn