Happens all the time 😤 😤 😤

bar codes suicide

Current me

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

Agreed! 😇😇

😡why companies do this 😤

Call me Mr. Robot.

My friend: OMG OMG OMG My laptop is dead!
Me: What do you mean it's dead? It doesn't even turn on?
My friend: Nooo, it does nothing?
Me: Are you sure it's plugged in?
My friend: Yesss
Me: You sure?
My friend: Yess, it's actually plugged into a multiple socket thingy...
Me: And that thing is plugged in to the wall..?
My friend: Well duh!
Me: And did you turn the switch on?
My friend: Of course I....oh, wait!! Never mind!!!!!
Me: >:/

I hate that I have to have windows for my music production hobby. Does anyone know about any good DAWs for Linux?
Maybe I'll need a new audio interface as well though. Yamaha is about as bad as Nvidia when it comes to drivers for Linux.

This is Right. :D

When there were some coding questions to solve that I thought I can do but can't do more than 50% of them! It hurts to heart and I felt so gloomy.

I fucking fall in love with night every time it gets my things done! I am super amazed that any problem which I wasn't able to solve couple of hours ago seems easy as soon as world sleeps. :)

Don't take up a project because you think it's easy. Your interest matters!

Saying I am an Android developer is another way of letting people ask 'can you build something like WhatsApp?'
Well there is world beyond that! Grow up people. Just tired of listening this. Fuck off.

When you are overwhelmed with the community. Don't know why but thank you! ☺ @DirtyBit

When the project is about to complete but you start losing the shit!

Q. Why does a 'Chef' wear white clothes?

Cuz ffffff

Leave it if you don't love it.

Real programmer facepalm-

When you argue with a shopkeeper for giving you an expired product because it was dated six months back according to you! Then in between the argument, you realize it follows different date format i.e. dd/MM/yy.
The moment was a real facepalm. 😶

So they are going to make me wait for how long my mobile number is!!

Okay, qualified for being my next rant! 😁

It's kinda awesome how we all code in different languages but the sound for a keystroke is universal.

Just took a nap while 'gradle' was running...still running!

When uninstalling a single software freed fucking 40 GB of disk space! 😵 😮

Me: I want the laptop without pre installed Windows.
Seller: Genuine windows will take care of viruses. It's virus proof.
Me:😂 Windows? Ok but I don't want that, give me without it. 😂😂😂

Door to door salespeople are real life popup ads!

Savage😂

This is how i feel, when i use windows...
https://hiddenlolcdn.com/v/...

Me trying to use Linux for first time:
Sudo node index.js
access denied
Sudo shutdown
access denied (noob)
Me: im going back to Windows now....

Weekend == side projects

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."