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AboutProgrammer by passion.
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Skillsreturn ['js', 'css', 'web', 'sql', 'c#', 'c++', 'objC', 'html5', 'php', 'mssql', 'mysql', 'bash', 'basic', 'batchscript', 'java', 'perl', 'python'].join(', ');
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LocationWeingarten, Germany
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started working at a startup as an intern(android app developer), Most of my work is like debugging the code, new feature implementations.
And the codebase is full of this kind of shit(even worse) plus literally zero documentation(not even for API's), not even a single line of comment in complete project(40K-50K), not any unit test/ UI test.
The funniest thing is when I ask for documentation he(boss | *) said: I am documentation.8 -
Girl: we need to talk
Me: OK
Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.
Me: You are the number 1 in my life.
Girl: *smiles and hugs me*
Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 029 -
When a front end dev asks why this if statement always runs:
if (somevar != 'string1' OR somevar != 'string2') {
// code always being run
}4 -
Got a job with EA
Went down like this during the interview
Hiring Manager: your second part of your resume seems to be missing?
Me: second part is $20
Hiring Manager: Welcome on board9